Ronaldo

Thanks for the tip.

Not one single positive contribution at the age of 20 months? Fucking hell.

Isn't Oxford meant to be a really freaking nice place? And right next to London? Oxford itself probably is a nice place to visit but the ground and surrounding area won't be. Rafas awful brand of football with Colback the midfield general.....pass the fucking razor blade. Says the guy who goes to Meadowell to watch North Shields play. That's good.

What a great draw.

Bernard at his best was brilliant both going forward and defensively. Injuries, Souness (and other factors) ruined him. Real shame.

In Italy if you finish 17th playing abysmal football like Allardyce you don't get lauded for it, you get sacked. The shit is filtered away far more efficiently, which is one of the reasons we're about to see the 4th different Italian manager in 7 years win the PL. Never been done by an English manager.

Away from home especially, our transition game of trying to exploit space on the counter is completely predicated on his eye and ability to execute the pass. We really need backup for him for that reason. At home it's a bit of a different story.

We should be at least paying them a couple hundred thousand.

I know I've played it till the sun comes up but Shawcross would be ideal for someone like Lascelles or Clark to learn from. Rafa will probably be seeking our version of Carragher this summer and he obviously suits that role.

Can't believe how good my gambling luck has been so far this year, like. 2 trips to the casino, 2 sessions of blackjack online and I'm up just over £3.5K.

It's pathetic, like, how badly people need their favourites and targets. There are cunts in our squad who've been robbing the club for years but Sels is just a young keeper doing his best who was bought by mistake. Not his fault he's not up to it.

Great fun. Do you get those at a toy shop?

.com absolutely brutal about him, like.

We badly need to invest in players who'll provide some creativity, like. It's absolutely embarrassing how short we are in that area.

I think I've enjoyed episodes of My Family more than our football this second half, like.

High-eedra off for Ritchie.

You've got to love the FA Cup, like. It's magic.

I'm enjoying this Scunthorpe stream, like. Our fans have an entertaining assortment of mongs if nowt else.

Cup-tied or not, seeing 'Ameobi' in a potential starting lineup in 2017 makes me be a little bit sick in my mouth.

Colback in the Beardsley role, surely?

Not sure what happened to the £32m+ profit we made a few months back, either.

Unusual of Rafa to talk about who he's starting.

I remember Man U beating Ipswich 9-0 and scoring at least 6 of them in the second half. 94/95 I think.

He came on against Fulham late on during one of our many mini meltdowns under Pardew (2-0 had become 2-1 and we were making hard work of it) so he came off the bench and absolutely fucking smashed somebody with a flying forearm Nah Fulham scored after the substitution. I was watching it in Naples, Florida and remember thinking when he came on (2-0 up, 5 mins left) that if anyone could fuck it all up and turn it into a draw or defeat it'd be him, and he almost managed it.