Ronaldo

The fact he recommended Rob Elliot probably doesn't do him any favours, like.

Well yeah, we need another creative outlet. Not just for when he's injured but at home where he's often fairly successfully negated.

We're in the Championship. You're intent on becoming more of a joke as you get older, right?

He thought it was happening at lunch I'm told Certainly won't be owa the moon it hasn't gone through. He'll see the bigger picture though, hopefully. The bigger picture being the implications of us not delivering on any players despite him making it clear for weeks we needed some?

'I am suitably appeased by that' - Ian W.

Did Rafa actually say earlier he was confident in us signing players today? He won't be happy, if so.

Another abysmal transfer window and he will be. Unfortunately we know with this lot that's always a distinct possibility.

The 'Sissoko has left and we have £30m to spend' party still hasn't ended, to be fair.

Hopefully he gets some games and comes back ready to be our no.1 next season.

We have two games in hand like. 1 of them being Brighton Away Ok, but later on <b>we have Reading at home</b>. Not much of a worry yet and beat Q.P.R tomorrow, it's even less so imo. No we don't. Ron amazingly was more polite than you, so i'm going to ignore your obviously correct observation. Have I ever, eeeeeeever been impolite to you?

We have two games in hand like. 1 of them being Brighton Away Ok, but later on we have Reading at home. Not much of a worry yet and beat Q.P.R tomorrow, it's even less so imo. Away, not at home.

People rightly concerned will be condescendingly put down. Yep. This just about sums it up.

Mate, stop. Seriously.

Good. Pardew isn't in charge so I hope they stay up and send the filth down.

I don't know the details but when were transfer windows introduced? Was Ferguson signed before windows were introduced and players could sign for other clubs for most of the season? He was signed in November, so you'd think so.

He was way worse than Hooper, like. Not even close.

Ipswich defending for Derby's third.

They're gonna ring Michael Johnson's estate agency at 10:59 and hope they get an answer. Either that or a late completely legitimate bid for N'Zogbia.

He's utter s***. Maybe it's because of a complication of aids you mental b******. No, I'm confident he IS just utter s***. The complication is when he straps his boots on - he thinks he's a footballer the mental b******. I think you need to calm down. He nutted inside you or something? I know it's Crumpy but this is repugnant all the same.

Atsu is only a bit part player isn't really Integral to our push, we absolutely have to keep Shelvey fit and playing and hope teams don't just sit deep and man mark him. Which they always will at home, which is partly why our record at SJP this season isn't great. It's another reason we needed another winger tbh, someone to give balance and help us impose a gameplan at SJP especially.

Do you actually think we're gambling on promotion like? We've got more than enough to see us win it, in my opinion. Apart from a couple of games at the end of December, start of January, it's been plain sailing. Did you see the games when Shelvey was banned? Yes, I did, thanks. They're the ones I was talking about. However, they also coincided with us losing Diame and Atsu, which is unlikely to happen again at the same time. Actually, no they didn't. Not the games we lost in that period, anyway.

What happens to people like you to turn out so thick? It's fucking perplexing.

Just because we haven't signed a fraudulent bald coward? We'll be fine. We haven't signed anyone, though. In spite of the fact, it has to be said, that it's recently been rammed down our throats just how mediocre we are with an injury problem or two.

Compared him to Essien, the mad cunt. To be fair, Tiote said he based his game on that of Essien while Hughton was still our manager.

By you? No.