Ronaldo

People talk about Ranger like he's consistently looked a goal threat. He most certainly hasn't. Hope we don't defend for the next 45 minutes, that'll result in one thing.

Berbatov is an absolute joy to watch, magnificent footballer albeit a bit of a luxury.

Ryan Taylor 12/1. What?

Lash out?

Turns out the only thing missing was the truth.

Shola then.

Not Nolan then.

We're not in a great position to be signing CBs. We have two who are premiership quality and one who appears to be.

I can easily see him at Spurs, Villa or Everton.

Ah yes, I forgot Carroll has better control.

Glad I bumped this, very positive repsonse. He's looking exactly the player we expected and perhaps a bit more.

Macca's a funny guy and probably a nice chap, but I swear he's recently woken up from a 7 year coma.

Yeah, that'll happen. He'll go to another top 6 or 7 club.

Depends where you are in Yorkshire. My brother can sometimes pick up the north-east's real radio in Leeds. I can get real radio (just) from my driveway just north of Leeds.

Cheers for the reminder, just placed the bet. 6-0 at 150/1.

Is he shite our best striker man. There are two strikers in our squad with a much better goals to games ratio who are also better footballers.

Has to be something missing.

wtf has that jay zed bloke and benonce?? got to do with anything? It's Titus Bramble.

It took about 25 seconds but it became one eventually. That's how long it took for Nolan to run over. The above isn't actually a joke btw.

What were you expecting?

I see Sean is the bookies favourite at 11/4.

Just had a quick glance at the fixture list, looks like we're only playing another two mid-week games away from home.

I didn't see him last night. I did see him a few weeks back against Palace though.

Villareal - Wolfsburg has been an entertaining game so far.

He seems to be, yes. Still terrible with his feet but a geniune threat in the air with 2 wingers and our most creative CM on the pitch.