Ronaldo

Lost 5-1 to Pardew's goal-shy Palace and was so upbeat in the interview afterwards you'd think he was cheating on his Mrs again. He's an fucking incompetent weakling who took us down. Hope he loses in the playoff final to a last minute own goal and they sack him again and appoint Pearson, who beats him up the next day.

I'm chuffed tonight, like. I was 100% confident of victory from start to finish.

Wingers will rarely shine in Rafa's compact, narrow system, mind. It matters not one bit if we keep winning.

to both.

Get in son. Absolute quality.

Been listening to this. As I suspected, Carr wasn't really to blame for some of our s*** signings and he has been under exactly the sort of restrictions that some of us suspected he was. The sort of restrictions that force him to buy players unfit for purpose for considerable sums of money? Aye, OK. You should probably listen to it before launching into your default of arrogant ignorance like. Haven't listened at all, but I wasn't a Carr basher, I presumed he'd be doing the job of any scout, which is to prepare a selection of targets and rank them on suitability/cost. Not his fault if the club kept going for the worst options in the end. If he provides no options, he'd not be in a job mind. Aye, I'm sure it's the club's fault he decided £6m was a good price for Rivierre, £12m for Thauvin etc. Not to mention the utterly ludicrous attempts to construct a central defence with players about as physically imposing as Pee Wee Herman.

I'm on my phone or I'd post the Blackadder gif.

I can't be bothered to check but I think Liverpool were pushing for Uefa Cup at that point. Back when teams liked qualifying for it.

Been listening to this. As I suspected, Carr wasn't really to blame for some of our shit signings and he has been under exactly the sort of restrictions that some of us suspected he was. The sort of restrictions that force him to buy players unfit for purpose for considerable sums of money? Aye, OK.

True. Really hurt apparently according to a lady in the local press. 'murder', she wrote. Joeyt wants his fucking awful sense of humour back.

I'm with Figures here. Neesy, what's up with you, man? You're just not the same recently.

BG just wanted an excuse to post a smiley.

I don't know how Neil's kept his job, like. Relegated in 19th and too far behind top 2 now.

Dwight Gayle. Money.

Gayle's so fucking money, man.

Cracking effort there.

Hurt his eye apparently Need him back

No, that's a stupid question.

I don't think it's easy being a winger in the system we play unless you're expected to just graft about like Gouffran but I tend to agree with Ian. From what I've seen of Atsu he struggles to make things happen unless given acres of space.

We've been on TV more than once like 5 times I can think of live on Sky.

Howay, man. Leeds? Fucking Leeds we're worried about now?

Must be. Hall's never played in the same side as Gayle.

The thing is though if people want to do it, no one is getting harmed? It makes me think of the guys who lost there lives when I hear it which isn't a bad thing Why do you want to think of 2 strangers who lost their lives when you're watching football? It's just plain weird.

Rafa's type of striker, too. Can easily maintain shape with a player like that up front by himself.