Ronaldo

You aren't comparing Moyes and Benitez are you? Unlike some on here I've never rated Moyes, it's unbelievable he can still get a job. However seeing Gayle/Mitrovic isolated up front next season is not something to look forward to. What in the hell are you talking about, man?

The state of their team today was embarrassing, mind. It's like a who's who of godawful Championship/League One horseshit.

The striker situation is more clear cut. We know that Perez isn't a PL striker - he isn't a striker full stop, tbh - and that neither Gayle or Mitrovic are likely to get much more than 10 goals. We definitely need to invest very decent money in that area should we go up.

2nd bottom. How? Same points and GD as Swansea as things stand.

I think one of Rafa's main priorities next season (should we go up) will be a new CB, like.

Nolan played under him for half a season. 11th when Hughton was sacked and we finished 12th. 'Brilliant' indeed. Fucking stupid prick.

That keeping for the Villa goal, man.

Don't worry about it too much, man. Mbemba will have a fine career, probably not in England, but he'll do pretty well.

Colback shouldn't be there either, to be honest. Hayden's a fine sitting CM at this level and will only get better. No way I'd be looking to replace him with Mbemba.

He's definitely been to a Turkish barber, like.

As you do.

Can't imagine Gerrard as a manger, mind. He always sounds pretty fucking thick.

It always amazes me how much of a shit people give about who else goes up. Who fucking cares, man?

Swansea to Leeds is much more of a fall, tbh.

Fucking hell, he hasn't been captured by ISIS.

Well, certainly when we've got this useless 11 on the field.

Southgate.

Someone wanna tell me what the fuck Phil Jagielka's still doing in an England shirt?

Fucking coward's tackle from Vardy. Horrible little cunt.

"Defenders mature with age." More cracking insight from Giggs there.

Please don't ever say that again.

Never heard anyone say that before, mind. From the tap it's gorgeous imo.

He really isn't shit at all, though, he's just almost exclusively a counterattacking player. If you want to play high press, possession football he's obsolete. Which is why I always thought the likes of Spurs - especially Spurs in fact - wouldn't be interested.

Well, I know a top with Brown Ale on it will sell much better than Wonga or EasyJet.

That too.