Ronaldo

Neesy, what do your parents think of this? Get yourself a girlfriend.

To be fair, his keeping was poor for both goals. Shame given his amazing first half, but there it is.

Got to appeal that one. Never a sending off in a billion years.

Given's small for a keeper with fairly short arms, that's why he wasn't much good at saving them. Coaching ffs.

Need a winger and a striker in January and I'll be very confident.

Have to play 2 strikers without him, you'd think.

We're noticeably worse with him in the team ahead of Diame, mind.

Unfortunately we tend to lose to shit teams at our place.

And we had Matz Sels fumbling around in goal for a penalty shootout 3 nights ago. You couldn't fucking make it up.

Palmed straight to Ferdinand then Shearer got the rebound from the next save, which was a pretty good one.

Aye let's play our best goalscorer out of position. Rafa must play strongest side, against these lot. We can't afford a slip up. Mitro has shown barring Blackburn he is more than capable, and the two of them together I think would work. Plus everyone else we have to play behind the striker are turbo shit. If anything you play Mitrovic behind the striker if you want to play 4-4-1-1 with both of them.

Best and worst would probably be more fitting.

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No it doesn't. It puts him ahead of McClueless, Taylor and, arguably, Allardyce. He's still way behind most of the England managers we've had in the last 30 years.

Alreet, Magoo.

It was a fucking stupid thing to say under the circumstances. Probably the most entertaining TV I've seen before 8AM on a Wednesday morning, like.

Well, yeah, because that would be the view of an imbecile.

They had the mother of 3 kids who'd all been abused on saying (to him) she wanted to shove his darts up his arse after that.

I'm suddenly slightly more confident of a defeat.

Multiple times, along with the wimp stuff. Piers Morgan's obviously every bit as detestable.

Bristow did an absolute car crash of an interview on Good Morning Britain earlier.

What a strange thing to bring up. He's got issues with alcoholism and is in recovery at the moment I think. Not sure how taking his job away would help him.

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I'd hope so given that Dummett has zero flare. He's played twice so I'll reserve judgment but based purely on what we've seen so far he doesn't look like much of a defender.