Ronaldo

So if he was putting away his chances he'd be on 21 goals 10 games in? He missed a sitter against Norwich and one against Villa but other than that it's been massively overblown. He's been clinical if anything.

Imagine wanting to drop Ritchie. And when Alsoran's on the other wing.

Definitely the gayest away day story I've ever heard.

Incorrect. x

Not what you said, though. And Benitez said, more than once, in the summer that he had no future here.

We don't, though. And he doesn't.

Pitiful Forrin Maligner.

They'll say owt, man. Allardyce has had a 'brilliantly successful career' - one of the creeps on SSN. Surprised at Keane, though. That's usually the type of bullshit he claims to detest.

Keep it up. It's comedy.

Even for you.

Dummett makes one half-decent tackle a game. Other than that he spends a lot of time out of position, backing away from the opposition player, or being absolutely murdered by any winger with the slightest bit of pace. In addition to that he's petrified of touching the ball and will lose possession a frightening amount of times. If Haidara cant stay fit or Lazaar is rubbish/new/too sexy to play, we'd be better off playing Clark out of position at LB as he has shown that he is a much better defender. He was also very good away at Bristol City in that position. Your love-in for Dummett is bizarre, especially your need to insult anybody who has an opinion differing to yours. Maybe you need to take a step off of your high horse. I've repeatedly said Dummett's not good enough in the medium to long term in that position. I'm not even gonna touch the rest of that post. If you think he gets murdered by pace you aren't watching the games.

You should count yourself privileged to read my posts, to be honest, seeing as you lack any shred of wit or colour in your life. I like to think I'm a civilizing force around here when unnecessary insults are flying around, bringing some good old Canadian peacekeeping the world takes for granted. Nah, you're just a strange lad and pretty uninformed on NUFC and football in general. No harm in that as we're all on here to learn to an extent but fucking hell, you take tripe to the next level all the time.

Because he can't attack so it's used to justify what he offers. That and 'well really he's a centre back'. Putting aside the other arguments about his abilities, why does Rafa play him them? He'd be a fucking idiot to a play him if he couldn't defend because we all know he'll never be good enough going forward.

Well your posts suit you perfectly. I wish we didn't have to read them, though. Maldini ffs.

Do you not pay attention, or are you just thick? Such a you post.

Well, yeah, Gouffran does virtually nothing I expect from a winger, that's the difference. Dummett's an easy target for the mongs because he's so poor with the ball. I could barely care less about that if he defends well - which he does, consistently. Obviously in the PL we need someone who can go forward and defend, though they're never easy to find - I don't think we've had any that fit that description in years. I can pretty much guarantee that player isn't anyone on our books, fwiw.

Just play the best defender there, ie Dummett. If there's an issue with our attacking play it isn't because of the LB.

It's far more embarrassing when the manager's Allardyce, Bruce, Southgate or Pardew.

Awesome to laugh at, yeah.

He told a very funny story about him and Shay Given shampooing Bobby's hair in the showers.

25 games, actually.

It's about time Broadmoor had their broadband cut off.

Go look at Pennywell (using Google Earth, not in person) and you'll never ask that question again.

Give over. Quite clearly a smashing guy, just a rubbish footballer.