Ronaldo

Didn't see that post coming from that poster.

No. I was in the wrong thread (been drinking wine since lunchtime) - our away support is a coked up mess - see http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,98264.0.html I know.

Sorry, Greg, are you trying to suggest he sold drugs to Selz and that's why he's underperforming?

Cowies in the toilets, ffs. What a bunch of fucking tools.

They're both shit. People say he's better than Colback but can never actually point out why. Neither can protect a defence, help us retain possession or influence us going forward. It's driven home why we're 5th in the Championship when we're even discussing such players. We're the only club stupid enough to pay them wages.

We're talking about people who booed Laurent Robert off the pitch at the end of a season where he got 12 goals and fuck knows how many assists. An average at best goalkeeper that no one's ever heard of quite inexplicably starting games for us doesn't stand a chance.

Because he's a fucking utterly shit footballer who's laughably past his peak as an athlete and (on his best day) an answer to a question that never gets asked by teams at this level.

I'm not sure what that's got to do with playing one striker against Wolves and Huddersfield, mind.

I'm going to this, first game in 2016. I think we'll scrape a draw or lose.

The only thing Tiote excels in that Shelvely doesn't is being African. Fortunately he'll be back where he belongs in obscurity before long.

It was the type of chance Mitrovic misses all the time, though.

We were second best throughout in the second half. I fucking love Rafa and he's obviously a genius but I hate his approach to games so far at this level.

Takes charge of the midfield ffs. Honestly, mongtastic isn't the word, like.

Even if he were a number anything, you can't miss chances like that. Regardless of more good games or bad. We're talking about this game why would other games matter? Because of your moronic post about him.

He fades badly after 70 minutes but he's had more good games than bad. I don't think he's a number 10 and I said it before he signed.

Cheick Tiote on the field and we're considering starting Daryl Murphy next game. Ugh.

Terrible post, even by your standards.

What an absolutely pitiful half of football.

Both our full backs were brilliant that half. I'm really encouraged by that.

Fuck you on about? He won the game for them 0-0.

Scored 10 in 40 appearances after promotion. A lot of appearances as a sub or left winger under Pardew. Not in the Premier League he didn't get 10. I don't really remember him playing LW under Pardew at all, either. Jonas was there. He was up front or benched. Waste of time even discussing it, to be honest. Lovenkrands is a good lad but a perfect example of a player who did nothing before us, or after us. I hope the days of us signing rubbish like that are gone.

Harewood got around 5 in 10, if memory serves.

The pitch clearly to blame for that.

Pretty sure he didn't get 1 in 4, like. He was godawful in the PL, anyway and never got near to it again after we binned him.