Ronaldo

Always used to like Nigel Martyn. Yeah good keeper at both Palace and Leeds. Steve Ogrizovic should probably have been capped in the late 80s too. Big Oggy was quality, like. Remember him making out of this world saves against Beardsley and Cantona in 93-94.

I'll always wish hell on earth for him. 5-1 against Crystal fucking Palace and he praises the performance.

Well I'm glad to hear that. Too many people I've spoken to, admittedly 30 or younger, are surprised when I talk about him being the last great English keeper. Tim Flowers would've made pretty much every England Xl since, too.

I think we've finally found a real-life analogy that doesn't work for NUFC, at all.

It's a shame Seaman is know by our generation and onwards primarily for the ludicrous ponytail and misjudgement against Brazil because he was an outstanding goalkeeper.

Nowt will beat Shaka Hislop's against Liverpool for us, or Julio Cesar's against Messi.

I'm sure TRon hears voices, like.

Well I'm glad I relegated this one to background viewing.

I've got to endure seeing the detestable cunt on the golf course twice a week, too. Wish he'd just fuck off from life completely.

We'd have lost 2-3 or 2-4 is my guess.

She works in a fucking primary school?

Doubt Rafa could be the real architect in a title win for Leicester City, like.

Gareth Southgate as England manager. I could be physically sick. I hope he's outed as a nonce.

Villa's fans and owner want instant results. Steve Bruce will be sacked before he gets Villa promoted, therefore it's not a solid appointment. A solid appointment would be getting in someone who can have the opportunity to rebuild from scratch including everything behind the scenes (as we have done with Rafa). Bruce wont be given that opportunity or time to do it so it's just a pointless appointment. So Villa fans/owner want instant results so a solid appointment would be someone rebuilding from scratch - ie not someone as Hans says with a track record of getting teams promoted quickly? You need to start reading the guff you come out with, man.

Brilliant.

What are you going on about now, man? He's a succesful manager at Championship level. Of course it's a solid appointment.

33 goals in 84 games in his last two seasons. Not too shabby for someone who's legs had gone like... I don't want to get into this again but for once Cronky's right. He got a fair few goals against nonentity opposition but in the PL he just wasn't Shearer those last 2 seasons.

Yeah, only 2 in the league though, I think.

It's quite clearly an absolute load of shit. Not even Welshman Bellamy has any time for Saunders.

Nicky Butt's not in that image, like.

Definitely the gayest away day story I've ever heard. Suppose you were sniffing coke off prostitutes tits at the age of 12 at Burnley away or something, aye? No. We didn't play Burnley away in my time as a supporter till I was 28 - by which time my cocaína days were over, mostly.

Isn't he your best player of all time apart from Robbie Keane, Andy Townsend and Paul McGrath?