Ronaldo

Shilton Couto Butcher Nadal Figo Gazza Guardiola Stoitchkov Beardsley Ronaldo Romario Bench: RVN Shearer Robert Waddle Robson Popescu Given

Have you (like me) forgotten Beardsley?

Van Nistelrooy (with his finishing and magnificent first touch) having the ball carried for him by a Ronaldo type would without exertion destroy any defence in the world. Didn't you once call RVN a bellend? Bit of bias rearing its ugly head here Tooj?

Those platic Manc Cunts couldn't come close to the depth of adoration we've demonstrated for Bobby over the last 4 days.

I would rank him there without a doubt, yes. Plus I'm on about the players abilities during the time Robson got to work with them. So I'd have had Lineker over Shearer on that basis. fair enough, not the rest though eh?

Shearer ahead of Stoichkov? have a word man

You wouldn't put him above Ronaldo, Romario, Van Nistelrooy, Beardsley or even Shearer though, surely?

Stoitchkov, Lineker, Beardsley. Lineker isn't quite there tbh. Beardsley I'd forgotten about and Stoitchkov i'd put on the wing

Man U match this? As fucking if

Just think of the selection of Strikers man: Ronaldo, Romario, Van Nistelrooy. Shearer Would only just make the bench!

Sounds like Barton acted on behalf of the other players somewhat. Next captain if the next manager has owt resembling sense

Quite Short, unshaven and dressed like he's just escaped from somewhere by any chance? If so i've just had a word with him, he left roughly at half 5 sounds like him. Massive blue rucksack, Sir Bobby on the back of his top with the printed badge. rucksack, that's him. Badge on the brand new shirt where the squad no. should be. Seemed to take an age to walk though the exit area

Gerrard for Lampard, Messi for Lampart, Torres for Drogba, Vidic for Lucio and leave the best striker in the world out? dont be daft

Messi in instead of Stevie G and that's roughly what i'd got for, hell of a team

Quite Short, unshaven and dressed like he's just escaped from somewhere by any chance? If so i've just had a word with him, he left roughly at half 5

Were you the daft idiot who said we were signing THE Ronaldo in August 06 and it would announced during as friday press conference?

Just got back from the ground, great to see so many opposition suppoters there paying their respects

I think with the added responsibility of captaincy that Barton would perhaps flourish and lose the more undesirable aspects of his game. However, it is almost inevitable that Steven Taylor will one day captain the side, and there's no time like the present. yes, especially in Shearer's case

I remember a year back when people (including Davey boy) accused me of bullshiting about the Coloccini signing. I hope you're right Thomo

Very good RB is Beye. But there was a noticeable if not blatant reduction in the quality of his peformances last season. If Villa play him and Milner on the same side they'll have zero penetration

Bramble managed 16th

I almost hate to say it but we badly need to keep Coloccini

C Ronaldo Messi Kaka Casillas Drogba Torres Lampard Iniesta Ferdinand Xavi would probably be my top 10, Gerrard narrowly misses out

Good post Sheff Wed was 8-0 though