Ronaldo

Ashley's blatantly getting pissed and laughing at the £8m profit he's made this month

so far, we're at least -£8M in the net spend then

rubbished by the club, good

love it how he knew where Darrent Bent was and what he was doing almost as if he'd rung him up and said 'hi Darren, what are you wearing and doing'

can someone on this board name me one decent provider that Martins has played with in his time here? The fact he came away with 17 goals in 06-07 was nowt short of heroic

comes with the territory when we've performed so poorly in the last 7 or so windows

very close for Arshavin apparently

not in his first season, or last season to be honest

Martins every time, a lot more potential. But I do rate Bent and actually think they'd make a good partnership

Eh? His best work comes from him picking the ball up deep and running with it... I disagree. He's beating the winger, not the full-back. He's playing like a LWB most of time and is too far behind play to cause real damage on the break

fuuuuuuuuuck that.. f*** f*** f*** 14 goals this season that's 6 more than oba both have a 1 in 2 record to be fair

well this should do Oba's confidence almost as much good as Kinnear saying that Owen is by far the best striker at the club

that guy has been practically begging on-screen for a broken jaw all day

Arshavin probably going to Arsenal

Jonas needs to stop playing so deep

maybe Ashley sent an email saying 'deny the story now or no more bacon '

neither, especially Sky

extended, if confirmation is emailed from both clubs

thank christ that Stoke have got Camara. A last minute, last resort player if ever I saw one

Sunderland have signed Tal Ben Haim on loan. They've done tremendous. Everything else is rumour. If every rumour came true for other clubs and not us, then I could see your point. Also, Portsmouth have signed a load of crap and taken some gambles. We'll see. so better than us yeah? Hayden Mullins. A Portugese kid who Adams said he might not play because he doesn't know how good he is. Angelos Basinas That Gekas fella Pennant (good player, but an idiot) Sold: Diarra Defoe No, not better than us to be honest. i was speaking about incomings only to be fair, sorry I didn't make that clear. Pennant, Mullins, Gekas, Basinas and possibly Dos Santos represents much better business than Lovenkrands, Nolan and possibly Taylor

Sunderland have signed Tal Ben Haim on loan. They've done tremendous. Everything else is rumour. If every rumour came true for other clubs and not us, then I could see your point. Also, Portsmouth have signed a load of crap and taken some gambles. We'll see. so better than us yeah?

One more time about Superbowl f***ing sunday

Sickens me that now even Sunderland and Portsmouth perform better than us in the transfer window. Honestly, Bent would a perfect replacement for Owen

that sounds like he might have just made it up

yeah, that's good. not when both were equally as incompetent in the final third it isn't