Ronaldo

Did your dad tell you you were s*** at everything? If I was negotiating a contract I don't think my opening line would be "He's an OK centre half but he doesn't half drop some bollocks" the pair of them are on dreamstreet and have been for some time. Strutting around the pitch pushing his chest out trying to fool people into thinking he's a dominant centre half. Doing his own personal laps of honor. Then blaming a 19 year old lad for his own cock-up!! If that isn't an ego then what is? You're avoiding the issue somewhat here. You honestly dont believe it's possible that Taylor thinks he's worth 60K? and my dad certaintly wouldn't be telling the world I was a future England star if I'd recently been outdone by DJ Campbell No I don't & your first paragraph is f***ing pathetic. Come back when you've been to some European away games & not even been acknowledged by the players for being there. Personal lap of honour? f***ing hell mate, thats pathetic. I've been to plenty thanks, dont even go there. I dont wanna be acknowledged with empty gestures the guy's living in a fucking fantasy world man, thinking he's the big shot in our team

of course they would be the rest of the bastarding country thinks Milner and Taylor (young, english, established) are promising player. I wonder if you listed Taylor's mistakes last season or Milner's lack of basically anything involving attacking football and maybe they'd revise their opinions.

Did your dad tell you you were s*** at everything? If I was negotiating a contract I don't think my opening line would be "He's an OK centre half but he doesn't half drop some bollocks" the pair of them are on dreamstreet and have been for some time. Strutting around the pitch pushing his chest out trying to fool people into thinking he's a dominant centre half. Doing his own personal laps of honor. Then blaming a 19 year old lad for his own cock-up!! If that isn't an ego then what is? You're avoiding the issue somewhat here. You honestly dont believe it's possible that Taylor thinks he's worth 60K? and my dad certaintly wouldn't be telling the world I was a future England star if I'd recently been outdone by DJ Campbell

Careful, they've played two or three pre-season games. Let's not get carried away. It's just how lowly I rate Taylor and Milner. I don't see flashes of anything in them that makes me think hang on a minute there might be something there. I just don't. I understand where your coming from as far as not getting carried away, but I already see so much more promise in these two new signings. Guthrie clearly has so much composure and thought behind his play, somethng Milner it seems will just never get. Bassong at the very worst is at least a very good athlete who knows how to use his body to defend effectively, Taylor despit his physique still doesn't seem like he can even do that much. I'm just really frustrated with both Milner and Taylor at the minute, and perhaps I'm over reacting, but they really are dissapointing. I feel annoyed that we have given these guys brand new contracts because I'm not sure they deserve them, as they haven't really performed on the pitch for us yet. you're not over reacting at all, they've both demonstrated very little in the last year to suggest they're premiership standard

does he only need one nun to help him get out of chair?

which ever fucker put him on 35k shud be hanged i was told he actually said 60k at first What a load of bollocks. Seriously he had a bad game tonight but lets keep it realistic, and try and keep away from the sort of s**** that the press have been inflating Barton's wages with. why do you think it took 1 year to sort out and remember it was his dad as agent Oh well it must be true then mate why would you even be surprised? Taylor blatantly thinks he's some f***ing superstar thanks to the mongs and the Analing of Oliver when he's actually s**** So that makes it true as well? f*** it, I heard he asked for £80k a week in that case. Clueless some people on here, absolutely clueless. I said I wouldn't be surprised. FFS his old man refered to him as a "future England star"

which ever fucker put him on 35k shud be hanged i was told he actually said 60k at first What a load of bollocks. Seriously he had a bad game tonight but lets keep it realistic, and try and keep away from the sort of s**** that the press have been inflating Barton's wages with. why do you think it took 1 year to sort out and remember it was his dad as agent Oh well it must be true then mate why would you even be surprised? Taylor blatantly thinks he's some f***ing superstar thanks to the mongs and the Analing of Oliver when he's actually s****

which ever fucker put him on 35k shud be hanged i was told he actually said 60k at first looks like he surpasses even Ameobi on the Ego to Talent ratio

If it were up to me Taylor would be put into the reserves behind Colo, Faye, Cacapa and Bassong

Taylor is Bramble with 2 less mistakes during a game but minus points for his long passing! Taylor doesn't make Bramble's comical 1 in 4 errors, but he's just constantly s****. At least Bramble was good some of the time. his f***ing defending for their goal was bloody sunday league stuff are you in the least bit surprised? Taylor reads the game like a stoned and pissed blind man

Taylor is Bramble with 2 less mistakes during a game but minus points for his long passing! Taylor doesn't make Bramble's comical 1 in 4 errors, but he's just constantly shite. At least Bramble was good some of the time.

if Taylor, Smith, Ameobi, Milner or Edgar get anywhere near the first team next year we're going nowhere

I'd rather just fly them both to North Korea and leave them there

Joseph Mellick? pretty good

Taylor's a fucking disgrace, awful on the goal then shouting at Edgar, twat

average defender? Perhaps I'm being generous? Edgar is championship standard. at best

He asks for it though with his childish affirmations and never-ending line of excuses. His bulking up before his return against Reading in 2007 has basically lost him that unpredictability that made him any sort of threat. Really good lad Shola, but a dogshit footballer we need rid of asap

average defender?

'Tony Hayres.............deceased. We had our differences, but at the end of the day, you died'

baffling why Milan signed him. Leicester's 3rd choice keeper ffs

He's an ok defender, but not worth £7m alone, nevermind £7m plus Given. £7m sounds ok to me to be honest. A lot better than Taylor and Faye

1973

Is he/they/whoever richer than Abramovich ? comfortably, £21 billion fortune, yet chooses to live in a cave

ridiculous that said, i'd like him here

Quite a surprising choice on the third one, given the volume of games you've seen. Why that one? Near christmas(makes it extra special), owens first hat-trick for us, unbelieveable? second half performance and it was just a top quality away game, wasnt just us playing well, even West Ham did which makes it more entertaining. fantastic day that was, had drank for 15 hours the day before and had to travel all the way to Upton Park, game was delayed by 15 minutes for some reason and it looked like one of those days. Ameobi on the wing and Faye in midfield! But christ 4 goals away from home, and an Owen hatrick Great day, I nearly got arrested for smacking a copper in the face and knocking his hat off celebrating Owen's 3rd. aye a was on my seat jumping around like a tosser because West Ham had dominated the last quarter of the game and looked certain to make it 3-3. Shoe's off repeatedly during the 2nd half and the 'Hammerettes' great day, not quite top ten but up there