Ronaldo

Having read what Ashley's had to say I'm convinced we'll bring in a big name attacker in the next 2 1/2 weeks tbh

But is he also our best player that likes to have strawberry cheesecake with his coffee? I personally think that Bassong is our best player between all of our other players that are called Bassong. very productive

Must be the only person in the world that vertical stripes have a fattening effect on. probably the fact that his footballing bretheren are generally built like tooth-picks. At 14 1/2 stone i'd probably look obese out there

Mark Viduka going into JD sports in the metro centre earlier pushing a kid around. Nicely attired in shorts and t-shirt and looks a lot more slimmer in person

£4.5m for Warnock? it will take MORE? just about the biggest pisstake I've ever heard One thing's for the certain, if he comes in at such a price it'll be as a first choice LB, which is bullshit. Enrique is comfortably our best player under the age of 24 with the exception of Martins and should be a nailed on starter

being kind on Charles there N'zogbia at LB is probably the clearest example of a player being out of position since 05-06 with Ameobi on the wing/pitch

Not a big fan of Warnock but if his arrival means we never have to see N'zogbia anywhere near the LB position then sod it, why not

I told you he'd want to be away

hopefully Keegan may have changed his mind about Smith after Saturday

that wasn't against Spurs either, it was against Liverpool Evidence. it was 4-3 game. Barton scored a scruffy goal thru the legs of the keeper and then kicked the sound thing behind the goal Im sure Barton scored in a 1-0 win. it was the 4-3 against L'pool, how many f***ing times man?

that wasn't against Spurs either, it was against Liverpool Evidence. look it up yourself, but it was the game against Liverpool in 1997 where they went 3-0 up and we got in back to 3-3 through Gillespie, Tino and the man himself Warren Barton. Only for Fowler to make it 4-3 in injury time Definitely Barton after he slid it under James. through his legs while standing, very strange goal tbh

that wasn't against Spurs either, it was against Liverpool Evidence. look it up yourself, but it was the game against Liverpool in 1997 where they went 3-0 up and we got in back to 3-3 through Gillespie, Tino and the man himself Warren Barton. Only for Fowler to make it 4-3 in injury time

Problees looking for kids to run over. Mr Burns classic "I should be able to run over as many children as I like"

dont be daft

you're at it again man, think before typing s****. Cole's better than anything we've had in our midfield in over a decade, and i'm talking since Pedro

that wasn't against Spurs either, it was against Liverpool

IF he stays, let the boo boys do whatever they want if it even helps slightly to keep him out of the starting Xl

Kev, Don't you expect Coloccini to start? I dont think there is anyone called Coloccini in our squad atm, so i doubt anyone called that could play. stop trying to look clever daft lad, you just look like a fucking idiot

N'zogbia in the team and Martins out of it, fucking genius find it funny that people are choosing Taylor and Coloccini, because they've probably never see either of them play

are you mad?

said Hughes wouldn't last a season with them the second he was appointed, but to not last a single premiership game would be something else

If we lined up Beye Coloccini Cacapa Enrique with Faye just in front if them I can see us limiting them to one goal tbh

tall lad, youngest player at Euro 08, scored against England a few months back. That's the extent of my knowledge

hahahaha, gdm you reminded me of a classic Bellamy's on the opening day of 04-05 against Middlesbrough, was watching that in Gary Liniker's bar in Portugal, f***ing hilarious