Ronaldo

Owen, Viduka and Martins are the only strikers we have. Two of which are injury prone. Smith and Shola cannot be considered strikers. That suggests to me that we should already have a new striker in the squad

fucking disgrace if only Martins and Smith are fit for Man U The club have been aware of Viduka's problems since May and Owen is always going to be a doubt, why we dont already have a striker in the bag is beyond me. Alan fucking Smith up front, fucking idiots

i think they are, moyes is complaining about not getting transfer targets, so they could be stupid enough (erm wise enough....) Everton will literally become my second team if they take this piece of shit footballer from nufc

looks quality this lad, if 2 games are anything to go on. younger than N'zgobia and looks very assured, hopefully he'll succeed where Taylor seems to be failing

I voted 2

a bottle of grey goose for me love it very few things in life taste better than a dry, dirty, goose martini but straight?

anyone seen Natural Born Killers? this is ten times worse, an absolute fucking media parody

looks like a pint and a cigar will be in order tonight

I remember watching that game in Leeds and celebrating after the final whistle because they showed the league table and we were top. Hence lots of singing from myself and lots of confused and disgusted looks

No mention of the fact that we're about to sign Coloccini. or Bassong CUNTS

honestly

I think everyone knows why pre-season has bee shite. But it's a shame that the fringe first xl players haven't made the most of their opportunity and instead have just reinforced their lack of ability at this level

waste of a career. Subliminal talent, shame the package was built by indians Who are you? Prince Philip? subliminal? without thinking??? i think you meant sublime??? and why have a go at indians?? meant absolutely no offence whatsoever. Just a joke

the first thing Ashley would have done is hire a forensic accountant to go through the club, there's nowhere a businessman of his stature wouldn't have done that anyway tbh. Especially if he was just looking to make short-term profit.

waste of a career. Subliminal talent, shame the package was built by indians

Did your dad tell you you were s*** at everything? If I was negotiating a contract I don't think my opening line would be "He's an OK centre half but he doesn't half drop some bollocks" the pair of them are on dreamstreet and have been for some time. Strutting around the pitch pushing his chest out trying to fool people into thinking he's a dominant centre half. Doing his own personal laps of honor. Then blaming a 19 year old lad for his own cock-up!! If that isn't an ego then what is? You're avoiding the issue somewhat here. You honestly dont believe it's possible that Taylor thinks he's worth 60K? and my dad certaintly wouldn't be telling the world I was a future England star if I'd recently been outdone by DJ Campbell No I don't & your first paragraph is f***ing pathetic. Come back when you've been to some European away games & not even been acknowledged by the players for being there. Personal lap of honour? f***ing hell mate, thats pathetic. I've been to plenty thanks, dont even go there. I dont wanna be acknowledged with empty gestures the guy's living in a fucking fantasy world man, thinking he's the big shot in our team

of course they would be the rest of the bastarding country thinks Milner and Taylor (young, english, established) are promising player. I wonder if you listed Taylor's mistakes last season or Milner's lack of basically anything involving attacking football and maybe they'd revise their opinions.

Did your dad tell you you were s*** at everything? If I was negotiating a contract I don't think my opening line would be "He's an OK centre half but he doesn't half drop some bollocks" the pair of them are on dreamstreet and have been for some time. Strutting around the pitch pushing his chest out trying to fool people into thinking he's a dominant centre half. Doing his own personal laps of honor. Then blaming a 19 year old lad for his own cock-up!! If that isn't an ego then what is? You're avoiding the issue somewhat here. You honestly dont believe it's possible that Taylor thinks he's worth 60K? and my dad certaintly wouldn't be telling the world I was a future England star if I'd recently been outdone by DJ Campbell

Careful, they've played two or three pre-season games. Let's not get carried away. It's just how lowly I rate Taylor and Milner. I don't see flashes of anything in them that makes me think hang on a minute there might be something there. I just don't. I understand where your coming from as far as not getting carried away, but I already see so much more promise in these two new signings. Guthrie clearly has so much composure and thought behind his play, somethng Milner it seems will just never get. Bassong at the very worst is at least a very good athlete who knows how to use his body to defend effectively, Taylor despit his physique still doesn't seem like he can even do that much. I'm just really frustrated with both Milner and Taylor at the minute, and perhaps I'm over reacting, but they really are dissapointing. I feel annoyed that we have given these guys brand new contracts because I'm not sure they deserve them, as they haven't really performed on the pitch for us yet. you're not over reacting at all, they've both demonstrated very little in the last year to suggest they're premiership standard

does he only need one nun to help him get out of chair?

which ever fucker put him on 35k shud be hanged i was told he actually said 60k at first What a load of bollocks. Seriously he had a bad game tonight but lets keep it realistic, and try and keep away from the sort of s**** that the press have been inflating Barton's wages with. why do you think it took 1 year to sort out and remember it was his dad as agent Oh well it must be true then mate why would you even be surprised? Taylor blatantly thinks he's some f***ing superstar thanks to the mongs and the Analing of Oliver when he's actually s**** So that makes it true as well? f*** it, I heard he asked for £80k a week in that case. Clueless some people on here, absolutely clueless. I said I wouldn't be surprised. FFS his old man refered to him as a "future England star"

which ever fucker put him on 35k shud be hanged i was told he actually said 60k at first What a load of bollocks. Seriously he had a bad game tonight but lets keep it realistic, and try and keep away from the sort of s**** that the press have been inflating Barton's wages with. why do you think it took 1 year to sort out and remember it was his dad as agent Oh well it must be true then mate why would you even be surprised? Taylor blatantly thinks he's some f***ing superstar thanks to the mongs and the Analing of Oliver when he's actually s****

which ever fucker put him on 35k shud be hanged i was told he actually said 60k at first looks like he surpasses even Ameobi on the Ego to Talent ratio

If it were up to me Taylor would be put into the reserves behind Colo, Faye, Cacapa and Bassong

Taylor is Bramble with 2 less mistakes during a game but minus points for his long passing! Taylor doesn't make Bramble's comical 1 in 4 errors, but he's just constantly s****. At least Bramble was good some of the time. his f***ing defending for their goal was bloody sunday league stuff are you in the least bit surprised? Taylor reads the game like a stoned and pissed blind man