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Dummett our fastest player again?

What the fuck is this?

QPR aren't getting promoted and they're losing him in the summer so it makes sense to take whatever anyone will offer within reason.

Who knew a good attacking midfielder would act like one?

SdJ, not SDJ.

For a shoulder barge?

I guess I'm past caring what we spend. If we loan him and he does well (which he probably will) he'll be off to West Ham or wherever in the summer.

Why would that worry you? You paying his wages or what?

Like any non-physically imposing creative player we buy if they don't win games single handedly from the off they're done for because the fans will turn quickly and it'll become pointless keeping them. This is exactly it.

Bullseye.

Poor for the second and third goals but he's certainly been better recently. Still a big weakness in our team, though.

Two poor seasons? More like four. Shit footballer who was made to look a lot better as a DM by his godawful predecessors Smith, Butt etc.

Fuck off Slim, you weirdo. Pleased for Dummett. Really hardworking pro which of course doesn't make up for his lack of talent but certainly makes him a lot easier to like than the majority of our squad.

Exactly, its against a very poor team still. You wanna make up your mind, don't you? You said we were 'very good' against Everton 2 weeks back and we were nowhere near as good as we've been tonight.

Coloccini should just have the op and be done with it. Absolute fucking pussy.

I think he's a good player, so reasonably pleased about this one. More talent in his nutsack than the likes of Anita, Tiote and Colback.

Sibierski was shit, man.

Big upgrade on the likes of Anita and Colback.

100K. Age, wages and the fact Cabaye would rather play for Palace than us, clearly. Age is fair enough, not particularly convinced on the wages part and how do we know he would rather play for Palace? we didn't even try to get him to know that. Of course he'd rather live in London near his mates Debuchy and Pardew and play for a club with a modicum of ambition, man.

Age, wages and the fact Cabaye would rather play for Palace than us, clearly.

You do yourself no favours talking unbelievable nonsense like this, man.

He's nearly 31, and he's been playing first team football at a high level for 14 years. It happens.

Inspired.

27 years later? Random.