Ronaldo

Reeks of when Pardew played 3 DMs in Jonas, Perch and Tiote against this lot at home and got absolutely battered.

What a game of football.

Would've been some goal.

Suarez broke Aymen big time there.

GNev not in charge yet? I really want him to do well for some reason.

Onto butchering Spanish now, Nees?

Moyes is very good but he'd take one look at our players and rightly run a mile. All wrong for his style.

Busy making his bed. Fuck I love Spain.

As much as I hate Mourinho I actually don't want him sacked because this shit is just too funny.

Bowyer said West Ham should've stuck with Allardyce in the summer because 'they wouldn't get relegated' under him.

High five.

He is, which makes it hilarious that he'd probably constitute an improvement.

Sharpest managerial minds indeed. Like the time he played 3 defensive midfielders at home to Liverpool and still lost 6-0.

Look at the fucking state of that. A 50-year-old man for fuck sake.

Not like Luke Edwards to get his facts wrong.

Keys absolutely correct on every point there.

His English is fine, he's just doesn't use it.

Gosling never stops to be fair to him.

Shearer was a winner. Balls, heart, ability. Nowt in common with the current shower and wouldn't get anything out of them. Probably more than 10 points, mind.

Elliot's been shit. He is fucking shit.

2 wins out of 14 and a loss to Sheff Wed's reserves in the cup. Any other club would've started sharpening the knife weeks ago.

You've got to ask yourself why we'd promote someone who used to carry Shepherd's bags and scratch his fat arse to the role of MD. It's all about minimising outlay and maximising subservience. He'll be on less than your average London plumber.

No fucking chance he's on that. 50k a year Max. Not in a million years mate I'm on nearly that and I'm only an operations manager for A major retail chain. A MD of a premier league club will be on far far more How's that remotely relevant? We're not run like a Premier League club and I'm sure we don't pay PL wages.

Just sack him.

Everything up until Stoke City seemed to be going in the right direction? Weren't we in the fucking relegation zone?