Ronaldo

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Quaresma.jpg Aye, right. I liked watching Quaresma before he wasted his talent like your other hero. Definition of a cunt.

Allardyce who was sacked with us mid-table worse than Alan Pardew. What a load of shite.

The idea of someone making an offer for Coloccini is pretty funny.

How can one person come out with so much rubbish, man?

I'd say relegation form for his final full year, blaming the fans' positivity (and negativity, the next week) for losing points, not to mention being consistently complicit in Ashley's attempts to strip the club of both its soul and assets constitutes a 'terrible' job. Any arsehole who thinks otherwise can go drink a can of petrol.

I don't particularly see that either, to be honest.

I like Kane but fucking hell, that's a ridiculous comparison.

I'm sure this trip to Australia's made Yorkie slightly less intelligent, like.

You're basically the David Brent (circa series 1) of this forum, man.

Strange hatred to have. There's no hated, he's just not that good. Shithouse though? Seems a bit strong for someone who is admittedly limited but seems a decent enough bloke. Yeah, I've actually no idea why I used that word. I just don't like seeing him play for England.

Strange hatred to have. There's no hated, he's just not that good.

At least this means Rickie Lambert will be nowhere near. Shithouse that he is.

Evasive action.

Spotted.

Slovenia must be shit.

Rooney was thinking about claiming was he? What nonsense.

Dummett and Cisse also out for the season.

I don't think I could possibly be any more impressed by that bloke.

Yeah, but it's not.

Ryan fucking (substitute in the Championship in 2009) Taylor starting at LB in the PL in 2015.

Same here. My only trip to SJP was in 2005 against Liverpool when he scored the only goal, a free kick. Was that his last goal for us? Free kick against Olympiakos a few days later. Check out Sewelly's compilation of his goals on YouTube.

I said, he's basically a pefect pro. Just not my type of player even during his peak, and certainly not now.

It's about as relevant, or less so, than what Souness achieved before coming here. Poor managers win stuff. McClaren's an average 5/10 manager and nothing in his CV suggests otherwise.

Beardsley and Robert were tied for me until his defences of Ashley and Pardew. Still love Beardsley, just not as much.