Ronaldo

He's 29, in his 5th season with the richest club in the world and has been earning big wages since he was 17. Of course he's gonna be up there, man.

Ah, of course.

Fuck knows. The smallest ground I can think of (prior to this lot coming up) was Filbert Street. It held around 20,000.

Kermogant must have a fetish for missing penalties that could secure promotion.

there's plenty of people who have made fortunes but still treated their staff with dignity and respect. Exactly what I was about to say. I know a couple of multimillionaires who started close to the bottom as poor graduates and you genuinely couldn't meet nicer people.

Dennis really has looked 50+ his entire life.

There's a brilliantly simple Paint job to be made right now.

He isn't taking calls.

I have affection for you, Kaka.

And then takes it out on the family dog.

'kin ell The state of the British youth man ... Nigerian youths on the other hand are just slow in another sense.

He was being called it by all and sundry in the stands against Burnley 4 months ago.

Nah, sounds like you don't watch Madrid too often. He's been absolutely amazing for them.

A couple of cousins of mine played against Beardsley in one of those club-organised games you can buy a couple of years ago. Said Beardsley scored 6 goals in the space of 10 minutes without breaking sweat. One of them's a decent athlete in his early 20s and said Beardsley did him for pace time after time. So yeah, I'd play him.

I think there'd always be a place in any England team I've seen for Terry, like. It's not just how good he is at defending - he demands (and usually gets) the absolute best from those around him.

I'm fed up of it and needed an interim. Get it?

Last week he said he shouldn't even have to go into the dressing room. He needs to be put down for the good of all concerned.

Injuries, ffs. Give over.

Frightened to bollock Coloccini and Williamson. Need a man in goal.

Around 30 points iirc.

You're talking about the club that received £35m for their best player and attempted to replace him for the final 4 months of the season with free transfer Shefki Kuqi.

Maybe he was in favour of boycotting?

Once again the point has been missed. When Messi is dispossessed it's because of his ambition to take risks and make something happen. Cabella's just built like a little woman and can't get himself into games frequently enough because of it.

Surely this would be included in the 'dispossessed' stat? His dispossession for the season has been 1.7 times per game on average, which really isn't bad at all. I'm tired of this stats shit now but I'd certainly guess it wouldn't, as the said weakness prevents him from gaining possession in the first place.