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Bragging about taking evasive driving action to avoid talking to a fan. I hope this idiot never works again.

This is why I don't watch this bullshit anymore. Jermaine Jenas as a pundit for Christ's sake.

A manager has to have leadership abilities, man. Coloccini couldn't be any less of a leader if he tried.

Nah. Krul was a promising but pretty poor keeper up until 2010-11 when he started getting regular PL games. I still remember an absolute goalkeeping horror show against Huddersfield in 2009.

Druid's Nephew Night in Milan Rocky Creek Across the Bay Chance Du Roy Ballycasey Loads on each. All EW.

Our away games usually make good comedy.

I think Scholes should be no.1. Much more complete player than Ryan Giggs and probably stayed 'great' for longer.

Brilliant news. Fucking outstanding news. Our replacements are only the second worst set of defenders in the league.

Beardsley had 2 great PL seasons. That's why he isn't higher. I probably haven't seen anyone have a better season in an NUFC shirt than Beardsley in 93-94, mind.

Obviously that's ludicrous, but Pedro's best days came before the inception of the PL. Agree that Cantona should be pretty high, mind. He delivered time and time again when it mattered.

So the fans should support the team because booing them against Arsenal gave us the momentum to lose the game and then lose against Sunderland? This fool needs putting down.

Mancini's a good manager but he's always on his period.

Why do I keep reading positive analysis of Ryan Taylor on Sunday? He was deplorably bad from start to finish.

'My life is dark and empty' is my guess.

Shut up Neesy.

Well Cisse's the only one I've got genuine affection for. It's not easy to like players vastly inferior - as men and footballers - to your expections. Says it all. The one I like most spits at people.

Ugh. I think he's an average player but I can feel myself starting to hate him.

That's exactly it. It's symbolic of the mentality of just being happy to 'compete' which has engulfed the club.

Better than Raheem Sterling (Cronky) and on a par with Danny Welbeck (that Liverpool fan who likes Seinfeld). I think they were both quite wrong.

Carragher, with very limited talent, spent his career winning stuff by demanding high standards of himself and those around him. To winners, acting like a smirking and giggling willing loser probably does look a bit strange.

What a strange thing to throw.

We needed that a long time ago. The approach needed now involves careful planning and reliable automatic weapons.

He thinks Steven McClaren's a top manager before anyone takes him too seriously.

We should try to recruit some Turks to support NUFC.

Highly rated young players with ambition and desire wouldn't come anywhere near this shithole, man. French internationals, give me a break. We've signed one (4 caps) since January 2013 and nobody else was in for him.