Ronaldo

Indeed.

Couple of 0-0 draws against Leicester and West Brom. Yay.

Yeah, one more win or 2 more draws will do it.

Quite telling that the best defence we could've put out over the past 5 years is still fucking awful.

I'd love to know what makes him average, like. He's one of the worst defenders and attackers I've ever seen. He does absolutely nothing well.

It's irrelevant. You know for the fact that lot will all be there Sunday twirling the scarfs and drunkenly singing about wanting to go home before realising they are home.

A very small minority will go because it's the only pleasure they'll get all week, and they have my deepest sympathy.

Doesn't fit common sense either when they're the ones putting money in his pocket as owner of NUFC.

A team that doesn't aspire to winning games.

I've actually come to quite like you, Ian, but I'm starting to wonder if your parents dressed you in women's clothes growing up or something.

Anyone catch the moment in the first half near the edge of his own box where he proceeded to lose the ball 3 times in the space of around 10 seconds? Most entertaining thing I've ever seen him do in our shirt.

I can recall plenty on here saying he wasn't PL quality.

Rubbish. If we were a proper club he'd have been sold in the Championship season when it was clear even that level was above him.

Against what? They're all perfectly happy paying money to sing songs about Jonas Gutierrez and Adam Johnson being a paedophile.

I do take comfort from the fact that people spouting that type of shit are the sort who do fuck all with their lives from start to finish.

The world isn't going to wake up to the reality of our situation until someone bums us so bad that fans start committing harakiri in the stands.

Not hard, like.

Moussa absolutely ran his socks off tonight to be fair to him. He's just very clumsy and not half as good as he thinks he is.

He's gone from completely shit to completely shitter.

You need to highlight it next time you're on, man. The repugnant mess is blatantly getting backhanders.

Williamson at fault for his 50th goal this season.

Ryan Taylor makes me laugh.

Who cares? I don't get why a lot of this place is so obsessed with him.

Ainsley Harriott's a fucking great man and a great chef. I don't want to see him in this thread again.