Ronaldo

:anguish: :anguish: :anguish: I don't know where this shit has come from but you're every bit as bad for reproducing it on here instead of laughing it off.

What?

He's not getting sacked man. Ashley has forced out Llambias then sacked Kinnear. This is not something new. Too close to relegation, too much criticism on the holy pious St. Sports Direct.com of Nazareth Kinnear wasnt sacked. He was, wasn't he?

Liquidised.

Worst defensive record in the league, now. No surprise looking at our captain and senior CB. Him and Carver should be handcuffed and thrown in the Tyne.

"He'd tell you to keep calm."

Haha.

Long overdue. On the other hand, 'correct football'.

Sovrins.

Sod off.

Forgetting about someone there, like. Two people in fact.

Well done, Mick McCarthy. Cracking manager.

Get in!

Maybe he heard about the early goal in our game and threw it?

Jesus. What a mess he's made there this season.

Just doesn't give a shit, man.

We need him in the dugout next week if he's coming, like.

We're going to have to do something about this idiot. He'll take us down 100%.

The most gutless wanker ever to wear that armband by a mile.

Shots have been fired, like. Carver down.

It would've been his son, Kenny Shep.

He said he was the most arrogant man he'd ever met. I just wish I'd heard the conversation between them.

As if that guy was assistant to Glenn Roeder, man.

Well, you have basically just named our best CB, midfielder, striker and winger.