Ronaldo

I heard Richards being interviewed on Talksport last week. Fair to say he's not very bright. Him and Saylor could make a right Cuckoo's Nest CB pairing.

Perez isn't a main striker, like. I think he'll end up a de Jong type of player.

See.

Neesy's definitely becoming the forum's belligerent drunk, like.

Well done, Barca. What a phenomenal season they've had.

Get some glasses you Scottish twat. I can't help thinking there isn't enough respect for one's fellow poster on here.

If Tevez is underrated it's because he's pretty much the definition of someone who's consistently failed to transmit his club form to international appearances. Danny Welbeck has more international goals ffs. He's done well this season in a poor league, granted.

He plays in Italy, what do you expect? 38-year-old Luca Toni scored 21 goals last season.

It baffles me how anyone could want Carver in charge for another second, like. The club's fucking dead to me with that utter abomination at the forefront.

He must be a decent bloke given that Danny Mills doesn't like him.

I think he's a better man and manager then Pardew, like.

Essentially trading Ba for £8m and Gouffran was great business. Incredible stuff.

Indeed, I know the multiple wives thing is part of his religion and all that but it would appear he's done a pretty cowardly thing. Shame. Looks like even the likeable players at NUFC are cunts.

TCD, I totally stand by him having 1 bad season. 2012-13 wasn't great but his goals ultimately kept us up.

It will definitely go wrong, just hopefully not too much, or enough that it'll force Ashley out.

She looks like Laila Ali. Massive.

You off your meds or what, IP? Precisely which former manager does that shit apply to?

This. I've got a feeling we all know how it's going to turn out but I want it to work.

They rejected Marveaux. We didn't beat anyone to him.

If he's given the job I'll reserve judgement on him. He's a mediocre manager who happens to be of better pedigree than the last 5 we've appointed.

Didn't someone else want Viduka?

The less said about it the better. I'm jesting, Sewelly's a smashing lad but he bumped into Pardew a couple of years ago after slagging him relentlessly on here and stuttered something about the price of beer.

It's gonna be tough; if things stand as they are Valladolid, Sporting and Zaragoza are a quality crop of playoff rivals. Indeed. I'd quite like to see Sporting back too. Hopefully they nip in ahead of Girona.