Ronaldo

Irony. Some places just create/entertain far more cunts than others. I know that doesn't fit in with your marginally postpubescent 'children of the earth' ideology.

The type who'll be on the dole in about 8 years.

Depends what you're watching but it isn't Tyler on Sky.

Martin Tyler?

Gerrard.

'Men' who sleep on each other's kitchen floors and look up to Tony Bellew. Enough said.

That must be why he signed no players in 2 consecutive transfer windows following a 16th place finish. He doesn't give a shit, man.

Krul's just thick as pigshit, man. One of the dumbest footballers we've ever had, apparently.

I don't see how.

I can't.

Indeed. He's utterly shit at his job and a total cunt to boot.

Absolutely atrocious keeping.

We get it, Remy.

Dalglish was surely the best.

All of them kissed goodbye to their self respect years ago, man. What do you expect?

I wonder if CRon knows he once shared a sexual partner with the 'larger in the trousers department' Phil Mitchell.

They had the best three chances of the game to be fair. Played it perfectly. They deserved to win, no doubt. I just won't enjoy watching them trying to negate Barcelona.

Agree with all of that. It's a complete joke Casillas has spent the last 2 years (mostly) starting for Real and Spain, like.

Carlo has only one idea how to play Not at Chelsea or Milan he didn't. Can't really talk about his time at PSG because I'd rather watch League One than Ligue 1.

Final's going to be fucking atrocious now. What a terrible season for Real.

El Clasico has hardly been an exciting watch for a long time Disagree.

Italians, man. Watching paint dry at times. I think I'll give the final a miss if Juve are in it.

Brett should know better.

He must be around 15 now.