Ronaldo

We're going to have to do something about this idiot. He'll take us down 100%.

The most gutless wanker ever to wear that armband by a mile.

Shots have been fired, like. Carver down.

It would've been his son, Kenny Shep.

He said he was the most arrogant man he'd ever met. I just wish I'd heard the conversation between them.

As if that guy was assistant to Glenn Roeder, man.

Well, you have basically just named our best CB, midfielder, striker and winger.

Messi looks like he's about to boot that ball into a fan's face, to be fair.

Is he the highest scoring premier league defender? Not sure, mate. Would think so.

Terry will finish his career with more Premier League goals than Shola Ameobi.

Pearson's done a fantastic job there, regardless of whether he's a cunt or not.

Drogba.

Don't think this makes a difference. Leicester will stay up regardless, I said it months ago. Pearson will have the fear of God into these players.

It's odd watching teams compete, mind.

Drogba shouldn't be playing 2 games in 3 days.

It's funny both Neville and Carragher both referred to Keegan's 1996 side on Monday Night Football about 4 weeks ago.

They should've taken the Mick McCarthy route and made 10 changes.

They'll have won a total of 13 trophies in that time when they secure the league, mind. More than a trophy a season.

3 could come from Southampton. Got a bad feeling about that game.

Thought exactly the same t'other day. I'd abuse him all game, wait for him to bite back then beat him up.

That's a brilliant piece. I hope Wendy reads it and has a nervous breakdown.

He can't take all the blame when we've got a captain who's been stealing a living for years. A lot of other players follow his example, too.

I'd love to know which ones you mean.