Ronaldo

One day Garth Crooks will take his dog for a walk up the motorway and get what's coming to him.

As if some wanted Perez playing instead.

Best I've seen Villa play all season.

Palace have a better defence than us which allows them to be a bit cavalier. That's the reason they'll finish above us.

Ridiculous team all round.

I'm sure that's why he couldn't even get a game for Hughton's Norwich City.

He's captain because he's an extension of the 'yes sir, whatever you say sir' attitude prevalent at board, management and coaching level. Nolan wasn't, and was sold.

Who's going to pay £4m+ though? He's one of those players that all the lazy ex-pro pundits seem to rate but no manager is interested in.

In this case I'll not bother. Everyone on here (except you and a couple of others) knows it's an idiot defending a cowardly shithouse.

He's as much a gamble as driving your car over a cliff.

Colback, average as he is, has contributed more to NUFC in the last 8 weeks than Tiote has in 3 years. Not just talking about goals, either.

Lua Lua looked like he could have been a good player early on in his career here, I though he was much better than the bloke who he was in contention with for a place, Shola. He had the odd good game but he doesn't belong in the company above.

Lua Lua?

Well you are a compulsive contradictor. Or I'm just seeing black and blue.

He's not. My fiancée and I are definitely in the same room and seeing different colours.

Spoken like a true loner. And no.

1 win in 8 under this buffoon and a meaningless game against relegation strugglers is sold out. That's why there's no ambition in the boardroom.

If we could win 2 games between now and the end of the season I'd choose this one and Sunlun. Apart from that I can't actively want us to prosper with Charver picking the side.

5 more points will secure it.

As if scraping an extra win or two does us any good, anyway. It'll just help Charver get the job.

It's exactly the reason why Ashley goes on the way he does. Because he knows folk will always turn up. John Anderson Just laughed tonight when that was pointed out to him. John Anderson probably laughs at his reflection, the silly drunken bastard.

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Be a lot funnier if he managed someone else. He'll be Pardew's assistant at some point in the future and I'd rather we had as little as possible to do with him. A bloke who couldn't even learn from the likes of Shearer, Bellamy and Kluivert has no business coaching anyone else.

Probably more to do with the fact he's a thick idiot who starts sentences without having a clue how they're going to finish.

In other words, catastrophic.