Ronaldo

This idiot makes Kinnear look like Keegan.

Completely transparent way of implying that it isn't his ability in question.

Oh well. Skimming through, I believed.

Imagine being so bankrupt for positive PR that you resort to mentioning rugby league.

He's trying to win as many popularity contests as he can. Jonas back playing for us, man. One game is fine, more than that is an absolute fucking disgrace.

His position is up front in a substandard league. So yes, he's right.

Aye, don't we know it. Thank God for the 52,000 going wild over drawing 2-2 with Hull City. The club would be right in the shit without them.

Centre backs scared of strikers go down well in Glasgee, don't they? Take all of ours.

Got to remember we only spent last summer because we had nearly £35m incoming from player sales due to Cabaye, Debuchy, Tavernier and the clause for Fraser Forster.

For instance, Colback has more goals in his last 8 games than Jonas has since 2011.

Aye, what a load of revisionist crap. Based on what? Colback's pretty average but Barton does nothing better than him. Sissoko pisses all over him even on a bad day.

It was a bust-up with another player wasn't it? Coloccini perhaps?

Nor did he when we lost 3-0 to Sunlun at home.

Quinn's great. He called the appointment of Carver 'embarrassing' on the radio.

That's the thing, him getting 'stuck in' with the daft tackles was a product of the fact he was otherwise unable to assert himself on games. He'd frequently get physically dominated to the point of embarrassment in CM.

All-Star team. The US of A has fucking ruined you, Baba.

Got Villareal to within inches of a champions league final and Malaga to within seconds of a semi final It's City who can't do Champions League footy, like. Rolling over sides in the league with mercenary players every week probably isn't the best preparation for facing Europe's most prestigious teams. Their squad is pretty poor for the money they've spent They've got lots of quality players and lots of pretty mediocre ones. For what they've spent players like James Milner should've been off years ago.

Got Villareal to within inches of a champions league final and Malaga to within seconds of a semi final It's City who can't do Champions League footy, like. Rolling over sides in the league with mercenary players every week probably isn't the best preparation for facing Europe's most prestigious teams.

Navas hasn't done anything in a City shirt. Amazed he's still there, let alone getting the odd game.

A god manager? Bit over the top, like.

My only real annoyance with Carr is that despite being a 'fan', he's complicit in finding players for the purpose of resale value who aren't particularly suitable for the team. I also think if he truly 'has Ashley's ear' a more concentrated effort to stress the need for a proper manager and squad of players would be justified.

What's the stupid cunt said now?

By Altidore, or Barcelona?