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I'm sorry, Mojo, but read a few posts properly and you won't come to such an absurd conclusion. The argument that McClaren is managing in the Championship because Premier League fans would 'backlash' against him being appointed is ridiculous given the absolute shower of shite who've managed in the PL since he left Boro in '06.

He's only considered damaged goods by supporters. In the game he is highly rated. He's managing in the Championship man. Warnock, Di Canio, Poyet.. Pardew, Sherwood, have found jobs when he's been available. Definitely damaged goods. Clubs have been reluctant to hire him because of potential backlash from supporters. Meanwhile the likes of Gary Megson have been appointed to Premier League jobs to colossal fanfare. McClaren hasn't been given a PL job because he's not that good. It's that simple.

Presuming it's the same one, we saw The Bodyguard in the West End 2 year ago. It was brilliant, to be honest.

What makes Colback captaincy material? I know he's not Coloccini but there's nine other players who have that qualification. Nothing. He isn't. Nobody said he was.

Just pointing out that we already have the worst captain in the league.

Let's be honest, as average as he is, he'll be captain one day. I couldn't care less. 'Fabricio Coloccini club captain next season' is a far worse proposition. At least Colback isn't at fault for conceding goals and awful on-field leadership every week.

His standard being inferior to which unnamed English winger(s) exactly? Nothing but shit. All you ever talk.

That would've involved him turning up to training at 10AM most mornings. Fack that for a larff, said David.

That's unfortunately completely irrelevant to us.

Should have won that. By miles the better side when the Jones and Delph 'experiment' was scrapped.

He's a very talented and promising player. Just a shame he's a total cunt.

There's a slim chance Carver will be in charge at the start of next season but thankfully no chance he'll keep the job for longer than 3 months. 2 wins out of 12 from 0 points has you 18th and below. To be honest, I see us finishing 14th this season. I think he'll be back where he belongs messing around with the kids.

To me, England represents a welcome break from an emotional investment in exclusively shit football.

Arsenal are underachieving and over-prioritising profit and loss in a sense but the obvious response to that idiot is to point out they won a cup less than a year ago and are likely to win one again this season.

I think he started once or twice for them in the PL and never again.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Quaresma.jpg Aye, right. I liked watching Quaresma before he wasted his talent like your other hero. Definition of a cunt.

Allardyce who was sacked with us mid-table worse than Alan Pardew. What a load of shite.

The idea of someone making an offer for Coloccini is pretty funny.

How can one person come out with so much rubbish, man?

I'd say relegation form for his final full year, blaming the fans' positivity (and negativity, the next week) for losing points, not to mention being consistently complicit in Ashley's attempts to strip the club of both its soul and assets constitutes a 'terrible' job. Any arsehole who thinks otherwise can go drink a can of petrol.

I don't particularly see that either, to be honest.

I like Kane but fucking hell, that's a ridiculous comparison.

I'm sure this trip to Australia's made Yorkie slightly less intelligent, like.

You're basically the David Brent (circa series 1) of this forum, man.