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Agreed. He gave the ball away a few times but there wasn't exactly a lot on in front of him. Our lack of movement is criminal, I can't believe we can get away with it at the top level...how the fuck are we 11th #bestleagueintheworld Don't let the fact there are teams as crap as us higher than 11th in every league on the planet, mind.

Clumsy. And Gary Glitter's a bit of a sex pest.

You want us to win games and are happy if our only goalscorer gets banned?

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As if Sissoko was 6 points worse than Coloccini.

There's not even any legitimacy to that, either.

This bloke's the biggest 6'3" pussy I've ever seen. Terrible defending and keeping yet his first instinct is to shout at the referee for an imaginary foul.

£100m LVG's spent on a side which dicked us 4-0 under David Moyes. Total fraud.

He's getting pressured in possession. He's inexperienced, so panicking's a fairly natural reaction.

If someone's just kicked you and (as a reasonable person would perceive it) spat right at you you're probably going to react like an idiot, by the way. Not saying what Cisse's done isn't wrong but he's got significant mitigating circumstances.

Course he did. As if anyone spits on the floor with someone a yard away from their face.

Yes.

Is it 'state the bastarding obvious' day or what?

Said 2009.

Yeah but give the guy a chance, at least. That Canadian lad on here was calling him a crap manager the other week, in spite of the fact he's been a manager for less than a year in total and done a good job in that time.

Everton losing again.

That looked like youths busting into an old lady's home and her falling over.

His unpopularity on here is pretty embarrassing, mind. The bloke calls a spade a spade, likes to see himself as one of the fans and cultivate a strong channel of communication in that respect, and plays very attacking football. What's really to dislike? Pretty much every manager/league winning captain has a gargantuan ego, it's just generally offset by a veneer of humility.

Definitely wasn't aiming for him, then.

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFC 2m2 minutes ago #NUFC subs v @ManUtd: Woodman, Satka, Anita, Gutierrez, Gouffran, Armstrong, Perez. #mufclive #BPL Our squad is so shit, man. Just a fucking terrible mess.

I don't think I can ever hate anyone more than Pardew if only because at least Carver knows he's s***. If he knows he's shit, and he loves this club as much as he claims to, why in God's name is he constantly licking Ashley's balls to get the manager job? Precisely. Carver's the perfect example of someone stupid enough to be totally oblivious to just how far out of his depth he is.

Happens every single time he's on TV and the interviewer(s)/pundits validate his drunkenness.

Well done, Sherwood. They've been much better in their 3 games under him.

Kaka wasn't the type of player to run games, either. I do think people forget just how good Lampard was in his 6 or 7 year prime, mind. So much more to his game than goals.