Ronaldo

This is type of post that makes me wish the Internet was never invented. Just monstrous levels of stupidity.

Krul just doesn't deal with enough in his 6-yard box for me. Frightened to give bollockings where needed, too. I'll look forward to his next endorsement of John Carver in the Chronicle.

Well said. On the other hand their fans wouldn't put up with a tenth of the shit ours would. Mike Ashley wouldn't dare mess with that lot because his house would be burnt down along with his knock-off shops.

His Wigan side got very lucky a few times in playing dead rubbers right at the end of the season to get out of trouble.

I would have clipped Evans. I'd have punched his nose into his brain, but footballers don't do it, ever. They must have a list of stuff not to do beside their bed that includes throwing punches.

I would have clipped Evans. Aye, spitting straight back does somewhat take away any moral high ground he might have had. Right but he has a second to process. It's fucking filthy, but Cisse's not exercising any judgement. He's just reacting.

Moyes dicked a better side than this 0-4 a year ago.

Spitting is a filthy thing to do, but how many of us would do something morally acceptable if we'd been spat on?

Can't wait to see Perez and Riviere trying to score.

Owen talking sense. It's a mitigating factor.

Agreed. He gave the ball away a few times but there wasn't exactly a lot on in front of him. Our lack of movement is criminal, I can't believe we can get away with it at the top level...how the fuck are we 11th #bestleagueintheworld Don't let the fact there are teams as crap as us higher than 11th in every league on the planet, mind.

Clumsy. And Gary Glitter's a bit of a sex pest.

You want us to win games and are happy if our only goalscorer gets banned?

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As if Sissoko was 6 points worse than Coloccini.

There's not even any legitimacy to that, either.

This bloke's the biggest 6'3" pussy I've ever seen. Terrible defending and keeping yet his first instinct is to shout at the referee for an imaginary foul.

£100m LVG's spent on a side which dicked us 4-0 under David Moyes. Total fraud.

He's getting pressured in possession. He's inexperienced, so panicking's a fairly natural reaction.

If someone's just kicked you and (as a reasonable person would perceive it) spat right at you you're probably going to react like an idiot, by the way. Not saying what Cisse's done isn't wrong but he's got significant mitigating circumstances.

Course he did. As if anyone spits on the floor with someone a yard away from their face.

Yes.

Is it 'state the bastarding obvious' day or what?

Said 2009.

Yeah but give the guy a chance, at least. That Canadian lad on here was calling him a crap manager the other week, in spite of the fact he's been a manager for less than a year in total and done a good job in that time.