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Great hit but Alan McGregor's an absolute fucking disgrace.

Sammy's just like his brother. Absolutely thick as shit.

Who just threw a packet of biscuits at Sissoko?

Haidara and Cabella have been very good.

This is easily your worst attempt yet, man. Piss off.

More uncanny than John Terry at the bus stop.

What on earth is your point?

He just like Michael from Partridge.

Did Nixon write that?

By Caroline.

I'd rather Smallpox came back.

Colo wouldn't accept him back in the dressing room, no chance.

Taylor's also an idiot who plays with reckless abandon. I don't see that in Dummett. One way or the other, he needs to get stronger if he's going to play CB long-term. He's still a pretty young lad. Best way for any footballer to develop physically is naturally. It behooves me to point out the lack of empathy you at times have displayed towards MYM's potential to adjust to this league, but continually point those factors out for players like Dummett and Alnwick. Dummett's been solid for us. Never looked owt special or anything like a liability - which makes him worthy of a place in our defence, like it or not. And I think my exact words on Alnwick were 'he's crap, but 21-year-old keepers with no professional experience generally are'. Maybe becoming literate will stop you becoming behoved. Maybe becoming more objective in your proclamations will make you come across as more, well, objective. Dummett's never been a liability? He's cost us goals, almost as many mistakes as the plethora that MYM supposedly made. Yet people seem to have the former's back like he's some sort of solid CB for the future. Based on way little evidence than there was for MYM. Anyways, we're not really disagreeing, and at no point did I display even a modicum of illiteracy, a charge I take an incredibly personal offence to. And it's 'behooved,' not 'behoved,' since you brought up literacy It isn't, actually. And we won't disagree if you don't misunderstand/misrepresent my words. I said 100 times I wanted MYM in the side instead of Coloccini.

This Wasn't he the one who grabbed HBA when he went for Pardew after Man Utd allegedly?! Not this again. He didn't go for Pardew. He was mouthing off and Shola grabbed him and marched him out. Pardew's chief boot licker in the dressing room. Pardew even insisted he be in there when injured.

Coloccini's probably told them if Hatem comes back he's crawling back to his wife in Argentina.

Taylor's also an idiot who plays with reckless abandon. I don't see that in Dummett. One way or the other, he needs to get stronger if he's going to play CB long-term. He's still a pretty young lad. Best way for any footballer to develop physically is naturally. It behooves me to point out the lack of empathy you at times have displayed towards MYM's potential to adjust to this league, but continually point those factors out for players like Dummett and Alnwick. Dummett's been solid for us. Never looked owt special or anything like a liability - which makes him worthy of a place in our defence, like it or not. And I think my exact words on Alnwick were 'he's crap, but 21-year-old keepers with no professional experience generally are'. Maybe becoming literate will stop you becoming behoved.

Thick as pig shite, balance so bad he's on his arse with every shoulder-to-shoulder. I can't think of a worse candidate for CB. Dennis Wise would do a far better job there.

What a load of shit.

He'll see Shola as his lieutenant in the dressing room.

We really need to get battered regularly now. Aye, I really miss the Championship. That's exactly where we'll be in 2016 if Carver's in charge next season. I want Carver to be replaced as much as the next man but he's here until the summer and we need to pick up the points to stay in the Premiership. Kaka said he was in favour of regular batterings, not failing to pick up enough points for survival. I personally hope we narrowly win 4 games and lose the rest 9-0.

We really need to get battered regularly now. Aye, I really miss the Championship. That's exactly where we'll be in 2016 if Carver's in charge next season.

Howey's a thick fucking cunt.

Hugely rated coaches aren't instructed to lick Craig Bellamy's arsehole after he throws a chair at you.

I've just watched 'The Great Shola Ameobi Compilation'. Hilarious stuff.

They won't outscore Real, though.