Ronaldo

Away at Everton. 2 pens, both top corner. Not too many better from 12 yards. Le Tiss, Cantona and RVN is all I can think of.

Christ on a cross.

Durham's one of the few who's talked sense about us in the past few months.

If he does he's already on borrowed time, thankfully. This idiot was offering fans out not 4 months ago, man. He almost makes Pardew look shrewd and statesmanlike.

Even a stopped clock is right twice in a day though http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Blackadder-Confused-Look.gif

He certainly must be if he didn't physically hold a shotgun to Pardew's face and tell him that aiming for Mike Williamson's midget head doesn't work.

Cameron and Ryder, at best, know as much as us, man.

The world's very best as a mentor at 3 different clubs. Must have learnt something.

It's common sense that Ben Arfa was being cited in any effective argument against Pardew in the autumn. For him to subsequently defend Pardew's position obviously conflicted with that line of criticism. As for the Fox News comparison. Pretty rich given that you've basically just pulled some utter crap out of thin air. I never called him a Pardew apologist. I said it's stupid - though thoroughly unsurprising on here - to suggest Hatem helped remove Pardew.

This I completely concur with.

Don't be so stupid, man. Bore off pal Not so long back Hatem had his tail between his legs defending Pardew and encouraging the fans to get behind him which obviously poured cold water on the Out campaign. Yet here you are pretending he's played a major part in Pardew's departure. You badly need to get in the real fucking world, man.

Don't be so stupid, man.

Fair enough.

As if those two are in the same league, man. I didn't even hint at that being the case. I mean literally nothing in my post even came close to suggesting anything of the sort. Just how can anyone dream of Laudrup? Benitez fair enough.

As if those two are in the same league, man.

All of the quality Dutch managers and it's that one who has to be linked.

The entire coaching staff has been disgraceful for the best part of a decade.

Probably have to give then 30 if Tiotes involved, he's turbo shit. That was the joke, like.

That Blyth keeper looks almost as bad as Alnwick.

Can't we just give them Tiote and £25m instead?

I can't believe how desperate the pair of you are, man.

Weird isn't it? For a start the two surrenders at Brighton were much worse than today if we're talking about cup exits. It's not one bit weird. The typical SJP supahfans have been clinging to the false concept of stability for some time now. It's gone and they've now got no means of supressing our inadequacies.

Ketsbaia and Ashley could never work. Waste of time even considering it.

Ugh. Waste of rag space.