Ronaldo

Great spot / memory. I give my respect to you.

Given he’s the thickest footballer in our history do you fancy taking a guess on that?

Not sure how 12 seasons is ‘over 13’ mind.

Pep is great. Just got fuck all on Don Carlo.

Pep a better manager than Ancelotti?

How did he make us look dumb?

Yorkie could spark Gillespie out ffs.

Enrique isn’t well, mate. Like genuinely. O’Hara is a daft lad.

It’s games like today that remind you why he’d be so difficult to replace. There’s something intangible about our philosophy at home that transcends the players available. Deserves a tonne of credit.

Better than Shearer post 97. Very special footballer in any era and we need to offer him whatever he wants to keep him.

£2m plus. I’m sorry but I’d rather just forget cretins like that were ever associated with us.

Not when you see the comparative quality of the teams taking their place.

Weird you’ve omitted our best CB and our most creative player off that list, but whatevs.

Every Man U fan I know would laugh their arse off at that. Outrageously misinformed.

Yeah the thing to do with Longstaff is treat him as 5th choice at best.

Then you had somebody like Sissy (Papiss Cissé) he was the next goal scorer with something like eight.

watch out Pardo, watch out

The journalists were holding the club to account for the shitshow it was. I wish they’d done more of it.

I do it when a client electronically signs a contract and it gets emailed over. One of my colleagues thought I was insinuating someone in the office was mental.

5 wins from last 7 and we’ll finish 6th.

Obvs wasn’t serious. We’ve had this chat before.

KI hates him. Schar was absolutely brilliant.

Great win. Schar and Bruno absolutely imperious. We lack so much quality in the final ball but eff all can be done until summer about that.

Getting a bit tired of these ‘move Isak to the left to accommodate (add name of inferior striker)’ posts.

Not fit for purpose in other words.