Ronaldo

Good, it'll get him out and money spent in January.

Take him in a second. Comedy value, better football and he'll be dead soon anyway.

I don't believe a word of that. As far as I know we were actually approached by the corrupt bloke who ended up owning Portsmouth for a few months.

He finished playing for us over a decade before most of us on here were born. Probably has something to do with it.

Never saw him.

I'd like to think I know a little about the position and honestly I've not seen an NUFC keeper start for us I have less confidence in than Rob Elliot.

Nowt's up at all. Other than the fact money is being taken out of the club. And people criticised Shepherd for paying himself a decent wage every year.

Not his biggest, but the most symbolic of his failings both inside the dressing room and his relationship with the fans. Part of me thinks it's him begging to be sacked/forced out.

It was 4-1 and Ketsbaia won the game on his own. Georgiadis' goal was probably the least important goal by anyone ever, stupid Ron. Call the burns unit. Well no, we were drawing 1-1 in a tight game and he made it 2-1, subsequently we scored twice more to win 4-1. Shit player but that contribution alone makes him better than some.

Hats off.

I'm sorry but if you're talking like a coward because of Alan Pardew, you're an even bigger coward than him.

In fact wasn't he briefly our captain after Geremi and (possibly before) Smith?

Cacapa was a classy defender and a good attacker of the ball who unfortunately happened to be really weak and really slow.

Georgiadis scored an important goal in our '99 cup run, so he maybe gets a pass. There's frankly loads of midfield shite to pick from.

100%.

Yeah, it was. First ever PL point and it was at OT.

Failing to score and not being physically capable of running mincing around for an hour doesn't sound anything like him, to be fair.

Nikos actually looked pretty good, laid on the ball for Cole to score our first ever PL goal, in the 1-1 at Manure. Then he just disappeared from the first team, I think there was a falling out with KK, much like Imre Varadi back in the day, if you believed the rumours. It was our second.

Just out of curiosity were you saying that when Shearer got the manager's job here?

The Giroud goal too, man.

He was a very classy defender who was capable of the odd gaff, and raised the game of whoever was charging next to him, without ever being much of a leader. Certainly someone you'd want in your side, but he's overrated on here. I've seen it said that he was better than Rio and Terry which is utter, utter guff.

There's absolutely no question in my mind, mate. Lee at his 93-96 best was a CM perfectly suited to attacking PL football.

Sounds like Tiote to me.

Good, not that it means too much.

Disclaimer: That I've seen, and taking into account only NUFC performances and especially proven team/positional harmony. Given Venison Howey Albert Enrique Gillespie Lee Speed Robert Shearer Beardsley