Ronaldo

Bellamy is a jumped-up ignorant worm - had a decent spell at NUFC under SBR but has always been a trouble-maker and stirrer. Not worth a tuppeny toss... A 'decent spell'. He was very arguably our best player for the 3 seasons we finished in our highest positions since Keegan. In your view, maybe - he missed easy chances and he was the main beneficiary of Shearer's ability to take the pressure and lead the line. All Bellamy did was pick up the pieces Absolute garbage.

Bellamy is a jumped-up ignorant worm - had a decent spell at NUFC under SBR but has always been a trouble-maker and stirrer. Not worth a tuppeny toss... A 'decent spell'. He was very arguably our best player for the 3 seasons we finished in our highest positions since Keegan.

Wasn't his last one actually a fella?

He's 6'5" with skinnier legs than Kate Moss. It's a minor miracle he can move at all.

Was a brilliant game that. First time I was pissed at the match.

I'd forgotten you either support opposing players or throw flares at them, like.

Detestable.

Someone just do it, for Christ's sake.

With you again.

Totally in agreement.

One more.

Great vid, like, but that was arguably his best strike. You can't omit that.

My video, glad you enjoyed it You forgot his goal against West Ham.

You wouldn't.

Is that Mr Bean on his left arsecheeck?

He answered that one before you asked it.

I'm sure he has basic conversation Spanish which he'll expand, mind.

Moyes, if given sensible time, will succeed anywhere he goes.

Pretty sure the subtitle there doesn't translate to 'is too expensive'.

Someone who sniffs glue.

It's fairly unbelievable that someone took the time to type this nonsense.

No reason he can't become a full back in the Ivanovic mould in time. Not saying he'll ever be as a good, but with an effective wide attacking player in front of him you can't complain if he's defending well and a strong attacker of the ball in both boxes. Having a full back who doesn't need to be wrapped in cotton wool and allows attacking players to attack is a pretty big advantage.

If somebody suggested this to my face and I was carrying a handgun, I'd be tempted to use it.

You never go very long without playing the forrin card, like.

He's technically very good but he has the physical assertiveness of a small boy. No good being great on the ball if you're constantly getting knocked off it.