Ronaldo

So refraining from acting like that constitutes a 'stab in the back'? Shut up.

What do you mean 'what was said'? He was going after the sign, the useless cunt that he is.

Diamond Inn tonight at 11:30.

Go jump off something high overlooking something hard.

Williamson.

Rather have someone with a proven track record of doing well over the past 12 years in the PL than a random Frenchman.

Same type of pundits that say we only want Pardew sacked because hes from London and we are losing because we sold Cabaye? No. But thanks for adding an example to my point.

I've actually lost count of the amount of times pundits have laid into Coloccini for nonsensical decision making in the past year. Some fools in our support still rate him for some reason.

Dennis Wise: "They've been embarrassing and appalling."

From a helicopter hopefully. http://i.imgur.com/BigWwcd.jpg

Carr got him, he must be class.

I haven't enjoyed a match this much in about a year.

When I next see Carver I'm going to shout at him for being an incompetent, physically grotesque retard.

I'm absolutely fucked gutted for him.

The rule is so dumb.

Mistake bringing the sitting mid off.

If I saw Paul Merson in the middle of the road I'd probably just accelerate. Best thing for everyone.

I think you'll miss him a bit.

Won't you miss him, when he's gone?

Oxymoron.

Giroud's good, just not great. Should be playing for someone like Spurs instead of that useless Spaniard.

I'm glad to hear you're alright.

Last season should've been his last at the top level of the PL, like, but he's still a brilliant long passer of the ball and a natural goalscorer if you want him a little higher up the pitch.

Because at this point you'd need mental help.

Still the most surreal thing I've ever heard on Sky News.