Ronaldo

Hard to see how we can fit Lallana, Barkley, Ox, Sturridge and Lambert all in. Great problem to have. Sack off the under-performing world class striker. Rickie Lambert over Wayne Rooney, man. Idiots.

He does some things better. He isn't better overall, but probably will be in time.

He won't. We're not talking about Scott Sinclair or Jack Rodwell here. Rodwell had the world at his feet. Excellent nautral ability. Shit attitude. Aye but not nearly as much as Barkley.

He won't. We're not talking about Scott Sinclair or Jack Rodwell here.

Lallana, Sterling and Barkley.

Took a poor footballer with work rate and got him injured so he became merely a bad footballer?

Jones would, he's England's best after Terry, Cahill and Jagielka. Smalling wouldn't.

Lampard's had a very good half playing deep.

£50k from West Ham? What an absolute bunch of cunts they are.

Who's that idiot behind Woy pulling faces and wearing a winter coat in 30 degree weather?

I just mute it or turn it over when the game's not on.

Is he any good?

Urgh. Football's so fucked.

Only reason we've ever spent his money is due to his failings tbh Tbf not at first, but ever since the KK blow up thats been it. Not so sure about that. What was our net spend in that first summer under him? Not much.

ITV, mate.

And to do that he had to change countries. Says it all about our shithouse excuse for talent development.

He's a decent Premier League centre half, man. He's absolutely nowhere near as bad as you make out. As for the Monday Night Football mention - we played on a Monday night just once in the second half of the season, against Arsenal. Granted, he had a poor game but against a team with the style of Arsenal he was basically doing the job of 3 men with Williamson & Dummett alongside him. We were barely noteworthy in the second half of the season so I'm doubtful Neville & Carragher even gave us much of a mention in the coverage of other teams games. Mind the MNF against Everton when he was literally frightened of Lukaku wasn't good viewing. He ran away from the ball ffs. He's on about Colo.

He's certainly been vital in the last two seasons when we've conceded almost as many as any side in the top divison. The pair of them have laughed at him several times this season.

Just going off what he said.

He was Neville and Carragher's Monday night laugh riot for half the season, man. Not even Argentina want owt to do with him.

£6-8m is a fair price for a decent Championship striker almost out of contract? You're clinically insane.

Most of the women in the country too, by that logic. He's a national laughing stock amongst football fans even down here.

True enough.

Listen here my good mate, I'm just saying MYM and Anita are players we should be building a team and a footballing philosophy around, but both are likely to be marginalised (at best) because, in part, of the lack of ability and leadership of the players directly alongside them in the side.