Ronaldo

Who said that happened?

Sterling's got more PL goal and assists this season than AOC's managed in his career, by the way. They're both still young but Cronky's woken up in a typically preposterous mood.

I wonder if the Mag are privy to Pellegrini's transfer plans or just making up bollocks.

Depends if you mean as an attacking footballer or at hoofing the ball over the bar.

Hang on, Sterling doesn't look ready to go but AOC should be starting?

Sharon Stone's arse in that scene, man.

Like when he was tripped up by fresh air to let Le Fondre in?

What's wrong with a Subway anyway? Good healthy food usually.

We're very fortunate that they badly need a win.

I've never wanted it so much, like. I think we're genuinely 90 minutes from the point of no return.

That last quote made me smile. Dead man walking.

Not a chance. No way he'd say no to that type of money for us.

Adding a good 12 miles on for effect. Nice try.

Legend.

A Bob Holly smiley is all this forum ever needed.

Pires was 23 or 24 then, like.

Lack of investment. We've seen £50m disappear out of the club and we wave scarves.

To be fair to Santon there's a number of shithouses who should be saying sorry before him.

Henry, Shearer, Ronaldo, Rooney, Lampard, Gerrard, Keane, Scholes, Giggs, Hibbert, Vieira, Suarez, Cantona, Bergkamp - probably missed a few. There's been quite a few defenders worthy of a place as well. Very good player, but not in the top 10, imo. He was a cheating twat as well. Yeah, you can add Drogba, Terry, Ferdinand, Bale, Le Tiss and Pedro to that.

He came from AC Milan.

Iniesta's awesome but I don't think you could argue he's better than Bale, like. Not anymore.

Need to go a goal down early on. Then he's fucking done for.

Definitely not playing Saturday, then. Wonder which goat will escape?

Decent chance that stat will be carried to May ffs.

That's the thing, though. If we're winning it'll be about as poisonous as a church picnic.