Ronaldo

Terry would play if asked, I bet. Should be him and Cahill at CB, like. They've been so good together this season.

Swansea have been criminally shit, but tellingly look dangerous every time the ball gets put into the box.

Shola's a nice bloke but I really wish he didn't exist.

Why did you celebrate our goal at all if you presumably want us to lose?

GET IN YOU FUCKING BEAUTY!!!

Because you know it let's Pardew off the hook. As expected he's has no criticism from the home crowd yet either Ignore the fucking idiot, man.

If Laudrup was still there, they would be easily 10 points better off. Who knows what went on there. They were crap this season with him.

Swansea are abysmal.

Piss off.

Not if we get stuffed.

Yeah, look where those wins got us.

Who said that happened?

Sterling's got more PL goal and assists this season than AOC's managed in his career, by the way. They're both still young but Cronky's woken up in a typically preposterous mood.

I wonder if the Mag are privy to Pellegrini's transfer plans or just making up bollocks.

Depends if you mean as an attacking footballer or at hoofing the ball over the bar.

Hang on, Sterling doesn't look ready to go but AOC should be starting?

Sharon Stone's arse in that scene, man.

Like when he was tripped up by fresh air to let Le Fondre in?

What's wrong with a Subway anyway? Good healthy food usually.

We're very fortunate that they badly need a win.

I've never wanted it so much, like. I think we're genuinely 90 minutes from the point of no return.

That last quote made me smile. Dead man walking.

Not a chance. No way he'd say no to that type of money for us.

Adding a good 12 miles on for effect. Nice try.

Legend.