Ronaldo

Lovely worked goal. Offside though.

City have such a lack of movement up front with Aguero out.

Should be 2-0. City have really let them off the hook here.

I'd have most certainly taken Rodriguez to Brazil, like.

They're still not that big a club. There's only one real club in this city, tbh.

45 minutes in.

Leave then.

£70 on Man U, Chelsea, City.

Who's Moyes had to work with in the class of Ba or Remy, by the way?

That's going down as my new sig. For sure. Careful. Ian's coming after you any second to remind you that all managers say such things.

Worst lookalike I've ever seen.

Yeah, but the ludicrous fans keep going, so why would he give a shit?

More to do with the fact he isn't owning a football club with a view to making it successful.

We'll either buy crap players, no players, or players that Graham Carr rates and Pardew doesn't. I can't wait.

Without ever seeing him play, a young defender from France is the last fucking thing we need.

Yes, you and daft Mole are utterly comedic. I'd rather not discuss this further because it's fucking boring.

He's lovely, providing there isn't a football in the room. Then he's Hitler.

Do you dare to laugh at the 'notion of an Italian or French side winning'?

Amen.

I don't remember saying Chelsea are better side than PSG, but they certainly are better man-for-man. Id certainly fancy Man City or a positive Chelsea side to do any Italian or French side that I've seen in this year's CL. The winner will be Spanish, or Pep's latest project.

It's been years since I've said owt that positive about Chelsea. Give over.

Not that it has a hint of relevance to what I've just said, mind, but kudos for being so determined to mention it.

Certainly not that one. Cech's just rubbish at getting down to low shots and has been for a few seasons. Maybe not that one but shots can go in at the near post that are just not stoppable. From any sort of distance I disagree. Keeper has to be responsible for his near post. Sometimes that leaves a gap but if the attacker's good enough to find the far post, so be it. At least the question's been asked of him.

As if anyone would argue that this dickhead's good for football, mind. All that talent and resource and he follows a defeat by Palace with an attempt to conserve a 1-2 scoreline at PSG. Useless when he can't find anyone to bribe.