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True that, mind. Sick of hearing about his WC dream when he's contributed fuck all to the club paying his wages for years.

Without mentioning the various midfielders and defenders Not looking forward to it at all. CB, CM and a 2 STs needed at an absolute minimum.

Fingers crossed Hughton is sacked between now and next Saturday or they're getting 3 points.

You're so rubbish, man.

The coaching staff are all crap but I fail to see how they're to blame for the worst first choice midfield I've ever seen in black and white and 3 strikers who haven't scored in ages.

It's not, though. Fulham are down, man. So bad they almost failed to beat us.

Are you suggesting we spend money?

The drinks are on me when this utter stain leaves.

Need to sign a real keeper for backup and maybe we'll see an improvement.

He's a good footballer but not a goalscorer. We knew this when we signed him.

Our position in the table is built on quicksand. Take away Remy and we're utter shite. That midfield 4 wouldn't create fuck all in the Championship.

Krul wants fucking shooting for that. Useless.

Our only goal threat? Why?

Slim's a demented little pervert. Pay no attention.

This is nonsense, mind. Cisse and Sissoko have played well.

Southampton back above us then. Hughton bringing defenders on at HT to keep it at 1-0.

LDJ is a much better version of Shola. If he was a genuine goal threat he wouldn't be here.

Where would you play him, Ron? He's not a winger either but I'd play Marveaux there.

Yet you've always got an opinion.

Gouffran's such a nonentity out wide on the left, man.

Hollywood save.

Lampard and Drogba. Beardsley and Cole.

Arsenal in 03-04, "The invincibles", arguably the best team of the Premier League era, hadn't. In fact they only had two Brits in their regular starting XI (Ashley Cole and Sol Campbell). Parlour played a fair few games that season if memory serves, like. Anyway. the best team of the PL era was Man U when they won the treble. Arsenal were lovely to watch and remained unbeaten (drawing 12 games) but they did nowt in the cups that year.

That's ridiculous, even by his standards.