Ronaldo

We're talking about the lad who fucked off at the first chance Whether that's accurate or not, it's irrelevant because we both know who'd far rather be up front for us next season.

2010 wants its post back.

Remy not wanting to play for us is the key difference.

The technical side of his game's not the greatest says Gouffran's no.1 fan.

£10 on this and £10 on Bayern/Barca at 5/4.

Carroll will grow into himself physically, the injuries will clear up and he'll be banging them in again. Now would be a great time to sign him.

He's incapable of understand the benefit of anything that might lead to his hero getting criticised.

Apart from Debuchy (who's strengths lie mostly in attack) none of them are currently good enough.

Spurs (h) in 2001. Horrible game.

Always been the case.

No.

Any offers on what 3 points does for Newcastle United? Absolutely nowt is what. Just pulls us further from confronting the problem.

I wouldn't even see it as 3 points for us. Just 3 points for Pardew.

Winning the game with a goal and an assist not enough for you then.

I'd rather a scenario where everyone's against Pardew to the point his position becomes untenable. 3 points against Man United isn't going to do us much good when we're in a relegation fight next season.

I'll probably put some cash on Bayern as well, like. Just think that double at 10-1 (SkyBet) looks pretty enticing.

He might have been, it looks very close without MYM. No excuse for lack of effort, though.

Only Williamson's 6'4".

That's a good one right there.

Increase our chances of a win if they lose a couple of key players, when a couple of ours might be coming back in? What good will that do, apart from totally extinguishing the pressure on your mate?

What good will that do?

Fancy Barca -1 and Utd to draw tonight.

Carroll provides more aerial presence and threat than our entire backline combined. We're crying out for a player like him.