Ronaldo

It better not be.

From an attacking perspective he's exactly the type of RB you need if you're going to compress the play as we did today. Not a great defender but he's absolutely spot on as an forward-thinking RB. Such a massive improvement on what we had last season.

You what?

OK. I get that you are facepalming, but do you have anything other to contribute to this conversation that I can go off other than a childish smiley? Yeah, you're mistaken.

You twatter.

Like the 'Manchesters' have any bearing on us.

Just don't.

Tiote and Santon there, man.

Tiote's so shit at hitting a ball, man.

Midds' point was he didn't put football first and a result he peaked before the age of 26 when a player of his style/talent probably should have seen some of his best days when he was playing Sunday League in LA.

Yeah, 3 CBs - two in their 30s, one wanting off - is exactly what we need.

One of the best English players of all time. He's not even one of the top 10 of the last 15 years.

To be fair to the fans, if you're going to get behind players who consistently make noises about leaving despite having extremely prominent roles within the team, it would be hypocritical to vilify those who just badly want to play for NUFC.

Aye, all those football matches he massively impacted in the last 10 years of his career far outweigh the ludicrous outfits.

Why though? I honestly don't get the grief. He still racked up over 700 career appearances so it's definitely a case of 'as well as', as opposed to 'rather than'. I just prefer footballers to keep themselves to themselves and go about trying to be the very best footballer they can be. To become famous for doing what they do better than almost everyone else. He's always come across as far too desperate for publicity and fame. I always compare him to Paul Scholes, about the same age, same team, same training, same managers etc. One will go down as one of the best midfielders of his generation and the other married a spice girl, became a walking clothes-horse and hawked his brand at every possible opportunity to maximise his status/fame. I know which one I've got the respect for. As per Middsy nails it. Indeed. Ultimately he'll be remembered more for his nonsense off the pitch.

Because we generally don't take 10 CBs.

And why is he in bed with Mrs Bimpy Serious? I pictured much worse, like, dude.

Coincidence that he looks like Yorkie?

Look at his avatar. He's a total WUM.

Fast food addiction.

'Even Terry'? Terry's the best English CB by a mile. Quite sad, but there you go.

Still this rubbish about Hatem behind the striker? It was nonsensical back in 2011.

He is a decent manager, just not one up to the jobs he's been given.