Ronaldo

Time to sell, sadly. Either his heart's not in it or he's just utterly crap.

Course he wasn't, but his lack of athleticism these days means he struggles to mark even players who wouldn't be considered any sort of threat. He'd still make a good sweeper, but one-on-one he's pretty much done.

For the record I stand by everything I've said about Colo being done as a PL athlete. He's still a good footballer and a natural reader of the game but we'd be far better off investing in a physical defender ASAP who'll encourage Mapou's progression and stop us leaking shit soft goals against the likes of Hull and Norwich.

He's not got the brains to be a manager.

Sorry for them all being cunts, probably.

As he is with pretty much every English defender right now really. Not Terry.

Why should he? Colo was one of our star performers at the weekend. Really not getting this Colo hatred at the minute like, still by far and away our best centre half. He's probably the worst of the 4 based on 2013, like. And he wants off. Had a very good game on Saturday, but so the captain should play well once every few months. Is he fuck. You scrutinise every little thing about his game as you're pissed off that he wants to leave for personal reasons - his family are thousands of miles away! He's gave us great service over the years and has, on the whole, been a good leader. He's been below his high standards of years gone by I would agree with that but he hasn't been poor by any stretch. To say he only plays well "once every few months" is ludicrous. I don't even know why I bite at your bait. It's because I'm right and you don't like it.

Why should he? Colo was one of our star performers at the weekend. Really not getting this Colo hatred at the minute like, still by far and away our best centre half. He's probably the worst of the 4 based on 2013, like. And he wants off. Had a very good game on Saturday, but so the captain should play well once every few months.

Even for you, man.

Fellaini contributes in an attacking sense. Tiote doesn't. Really daft comparison, that.

You just need to be a fairly well rounded athlete and read the game well naturally. You can learn to tackle etc.

Squint and it's the highlights of the Everton first half. BAN!

98-02 Speed is better. Brilliant box-to-box midfielder. More suited to the PL than Cabaye, tbh. Solano-Speed-Dyer-Robert It wouldnt be Speed making way for Cabaye, IMO. He'd be fighting it out with Dyer Wouldn't be much of a fight, tbh. When that midfield was available I fancied us to beat anyone.

You might understand if you ever have your own wife and kids. And a father who boasts to the press about him badly wanting to come home to play for his boyhood club. My heart bleeds.

Today's not the day, as I said. You're happy with captains that try to do off with their club in big trouble 6 months into a new contract. I'm not. The end.

Not for much longer. Though your tune likely won't change a bit.

Today isn't the day for this, so I'll make my point and move on. a) Cabaye isn't our club captain. b) There was a club out there actually willing to pay us money for him. c) Colo's 'family problems' were so serious his father was boasting to the press that he was going to San Lorenzo before we knew a thing.

98-02 Speed is better. Brilliant box-to-box midfielder. More suited to the PL than Cabaye, tbh.

I have met Graeme Souness (twice) and was shocked at what a nice bloke he is. Whereas pretty much everyone who's spent lots of time with him thinks he's a cunt.

What a shit thread, man. RTGlike.

In the last 3 games I've seen him absolutely bollock Colo, Santon and Krul. I love his contribution in that sense.

Crazy though that sounds no English CB is playing better right now. Terry and Jagielka are.

Mourinho. Eto'o. :lol:

Luckiest man in football. WBA should have got 5 this half.