Ronaldo

It's shocking. If he loses this one he should be physically carried out of NE. Won't happen, though.

Shola has 1 in his last 55 or so I think.

Quality.

We're on the same page, then. No win in four.

A Benfica sub as a replacement for Cabaye. Great.

Yeah.

Four.

Fabrice Pancrate 9 goals in 36 games for them! Either you're making that up, somebody else is, or that useless league is even worse than I thought.

1 assist in the last 5 years. Sounds like the perfect Cabaye replacement.

He's probably got like 1 goal and 2 assists in his entire life.

MYM will be quality in the future. He's still a long way off that in the PL.

Sissoko won't be in the squad? Seriously?

They aren't exactly packed with them either. Who cares? More than us.

We need goals to win games, as it stands we have none.

Who's the two international club captains?

Are you drunk?

Doesn't even make sense.

Happened 3 years ago, mind.

Improve us? That's a joke, right?

aye, but sulking in public while still trumpeting the same shite isn't the way to go either. The sulky bastard will still stick up for them after the window blasts shut. Totally agree with that. Just saying, I don't think even he can put a brave face on this one.

Can't imagine I'd be too happy in his situation either, mind.

Who?

The fact they used the Liverpool game, man.

Probably, but we all know it should be Hatem - De Jong - Remy. Shame Hatem never could grow into that ACM role for us. Him in front of Tiote and Sissoko would be class (on paper) I don't think he has it in him in the PL, myself. He needs space to run in to, he'll end up just running in to trouble more central imo. He'd be hounded out from minute 1. Right hand side, cutting in. That's where he needs to play for us every game. This is exactly it.

First thing I'd do is change Kinnear's job description and task him with testing all the club treadmills with bricks on his back.