Ronaldo

A fat black lad will put a silly face and raise his sword?

What an absolute cunt.

Another 18 months for Jonas? Fuck sake.

Cole's still the best we've got by a distance. Fuck Mourinho.

Why is that happening anyway? Last I looked we'd lost one competitive game under Woy and that was on penalties to Italy. If Walcott, Rooney and Sturridge go there in form we can get goals, and see games out.

3 LBs?

Allegedly.

Fonte. He suggested Lallana to Carr in the summer of 2011 and was told 'he's not good enough for NUFC'. Thanks, Graham.

Winger.

I can't look at him without thinking he's one of the weasels from the animated Wind in the Willows series with David Jason.

Give me strength.

Not known him to do that since WBA away in 2009. I didn't hear what was said last night.

Shearer didn't like him when he was manager here, so it's no wonder seeing him shoot down Colo at any given chance on TV. Can't stand Shearer as a pundit, like. I can't either, but he's been extremely complimentary of Colo in the last 3 years.

Tiote not limited? That's funny.

Nah, he's usually very good at dealing with crosses. Far more than a shot stopper.

Bit disrespectful isn't it, having your username as that? Filthy bastard.

Hope he gets hit by a slow moving train. Wankstain.

This lad is a million times better than Dummett. Dummett is an SPL player, and I thought he'd end up there full time until our idiotic board gave him a 6 year contract. Not this again, leave Dummett alone.

Unfortunately that was all he could do. Not too far from the truth. Lovely bloke, Big Mike (Hooper).

Santon was marking Giroud? Really? Looked like it to me. Of course you can blame it on Colo if you want as he's shite player/captain. Nobody said he was a shite player, but nice try. Fucking ridiculous if Santon was marking Giroud, by the way. Beyond a joke.

True story. MH was an awesome kicker of the ball, nearly scored twice from his own box.

I'm sure he has been massively disappointed in Gouffran's last 5 home performances before this one. Not at all, he's a decent player, works like Jonas but with a very useful Nolan-esque knack of where to put himself to get a goal. But let's not kid ourselves that he's got even a fraction of HBA's effectiveness with a ball at his feet. Who even suggested he did?

Santon was marking Giroud? Really?

He was never a coward but his defending was shambolic for a fair few games.