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It's odd how players look better when they're signed from English football.

If Coloccini was any slower he'd be allocated a social worker.

Did he say all that or did he quit mid-sentence? Here he is. Keegan's crap but Lovenkrands and Jonas should still be in our starting Xl.

MYM will 100% become a better player, nobody is disputing that.

What the fuck is Coloccini actually doing?

Tooj, you're a fucking joke with this shit, man. Wake up.

What free weight exercises can help that anyway? We just need to stop targeting players from a second-rate league that nobody but us goes anywhere near.

On the wing he gives you nowt but graft. When he comes further infield he's a threat.

He's not. Him and Colo together are an accident waiting to happen and always will be, though.

Better than who? Two players who can't and won't compete physically. Have a fucking word.

Thank fuck Taylor got injured.

Should've been stripped of it last winter.

He's a joke against players with anything about them physically. He clearly doesn't give a shit either.

It's what you get when you target cheap rubbish and attract them solely with financial incentive.

Tbh it's both CB's, Mapou's marking is embarrassingly bad. Neither one of them can mark. I don't think you could find many partnerships less suited to PL football.

Remy, Cisse, HBA and Gouffran all fit and he manages to put every one of them in the wrong place. Hope he gets hit by a large bus.

Captain Colo at it again.

Taylor is equally fucking bollox. Man city not happen then? FFS it's not a case or Taylor >>> Mbiwa or the other way. Taylor is shit, mbiwa is looking poor as well Both Taylor and MYM should be in the team, to be fair.

Unless we sign another centre half then yes it should be. OK.

And I'm an idiot for thinking this shouldn't be our long term CB partnership. Right.

Quality leadership from Colo. I'll just not do my job again, lads.

What in the hell is this rubbish?

Which is why you don't put Gouffran out wide, like you just suggested. what's the alternative, put Gouff in the middle and you dont get the finishing. Aye because Remy LW and Ben Arfa RW haven't finished a thing in the last 2 league games. at the same time lost to mighty Hull. Ah, yes. A defeat courtesy of our woeful front 3 if ever I saw one. aye nothing to with a front three that can score more. Aye, OK. Hull's forwards are better than ours.

Good.