Ronaldo

I love to see Yorkie and Sewelly have a fight.

Not yet, but Hart's a mistake per game recently.

He had one game where he didn't disgrace himself and as per usual instantly became a 'really good one for the future'. Same with Ramage and Huntington.

x2.

With Coloccini riding a bike on the sidelines.

Debuchy and Santon getting more attacking responsibility doesn't exactly fill me with optimism.

Cool. Gives me something to watch when I move over.

I do love Krul but his distribution is awful, like.

Krul's generally brilliant on crosses.

Fucking love Yorkie, man. I don't respect him a massive amount if I'm honest but the type of guy I genuinely want to see prosper.

At least it's one down, two to go.

Gouffran out wide is much better, of course.

Kinnear is a lying, demented old cunt, but he's probably forgotten (lol) more about football management than this wanker will ever know.

Kinnear, incredibly, would do a better job in the short-term.

He has really thick hair.

I think putting Mapou to RB in the short-term is the right thing to do.

Yeah he was brilliant in his last performance. I cannot wait until the guy returns so he run around consistently hurting the team, puffing his chest out, playing to the supporters, and suffering another "unfortunate injury". Who would you play at CB?

Forster is a weird one. Generally plays well in Europe bit looks dodgy as fuck at times in the league and also against that Kazakh team they played. In Europe he's called upon to make saves and little else. I've said it before that making saves is the easiest part of a keeper's job.

Thanks for his reg btw, mate. I'm gonna trace his address now and go round and demand a big party.

Cisse's war stare.

Taylor will make mistakes but he's physically decent and won't bend over for the opposition like we saw last night.

I actually thought when they were both getting games for the reserves Forster looked a better prospect, but Krul's development went into heavy acceleration when he started getting PL games in 2010. Krul's certainly the better keeper right now.

Williamson defends like a Championship player with arthritis. Happy?

Yep.

There's no way Williamson's better on the ball than Taylor, like. Taylor's passing's actually come on a tonne.