Ronaldo

He encourages his players to drink a glass of wine an hour before KO. Apparently this lot refused as they only drink orange juice and isatonics. Cunts.

Is he not the most expensive player there is?

I hope Neil just won lots of money.

More skilled than Routledge? At what?

I had a black '94 Everton keeper top with his name and number on the back. Wore it to a keeping seminar taught by Alan Miller. He gave me loads of attention when I told him I didn't actually support Everton but just thought Nev was a great keeper.

Cabaye as dangerous as Baines.

Hell of a finish by Davies, like.

I didn't know Whelan mistook Ashley for a gardener.

Apart from Palace there's not one side I'm absolutely sure we'll finish above.

7 points so far. Cisse, Sturridge, Hatem, Colo, Baines and Ozil to sort me out, hopefully.

I was in the Olympic Gallery with my son who was 11 at the time, the others in with us were all Man U and they wanted every decision, even when they clearly fouled our players. Along with Liverpool the sense of entitlement is staggering. I just hate them so much, I used to till I moved down here. They're incredibly spoilt and act as such, don't get me wrong. Much prefer them to City fans, generally, though. The Manchester Utd fans from Manchester are a decent bunch, rest of them though are cunts. I have one very good mate, nicest guy you'll ever meet who supports them from Leeds, but I still want to slap him sometimes. He's a big exception to the rule because usually I wouldn't give anyone the time of day who supports them from another part of the country. Awful cunts.

I was in the Olympic Gallery with my son who was 11 at the time, the others in with us were all Man U and they wanted every decision, even when they clearly fouled our players. Along with Liverpool the sense of entitlement is staggering. I just hate them so much, I used to till I moved down here. They're incredibly spoilt and act as such, don't get me wrong. Much prefer them to City fans, generally, though.

Do you think they'll finish top 4? I know they will. Everton and Man U are two completely different teams, with completely different calibre of players, who have completely different expectations. The way Moyes trains and communicates with th eplayers at Everton will not fly with the bunch he has now. I honestly don't think he gets this, and he's stubborn as hell too. The way I see it top 6 would be impressive. Top 4 is long gone. How do we know he hasn't changed his approach? Because he bought Fellaini. Sorry to have to keep banging on about this but it's a fair indicator of what type of football he prefers. Didn't you argue that Tiote would've been a good buy for Man U last summer? Fellaini's a far better rounded footballer.

Nowt compared to some of the stuff I've read in this thread in the last few hours.

Do you think they'll finish top 4? I know they will.

Me too, but we could do better. We've done better than David Moyes twice in about 4 decades, and that's when we were a real club.

Moyes, who consistently got Everton into the top 6 has no chance of finishing 4th with Man U. Righto.

All the new managers struggling.

Not much between John Terry and Steven Taylor? Jesus.

Fucking Terry, man. Total cunt but what I'd do for a CB in that mould in our side.

Southall was a brilliant keeper even when I watched him in his mid-late thirties.

How did you get that so wrong? Awful memory.

A good all round forward? As if.

The term has perhaps expanded, but a player whose value almost completely lies in taking chances in the area created by others. He's scored a couple of stunners, accepted.