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Who, Williamson? Of course he is. Better in the air that the 2 we started with, not that it says a thing.

He's an ex CH though, that's the thing. If he can't organise his back 4 then he simply shouldn't be in the profession. DM.

Well done to Pardew for playing him out of position and taking him off. Quality management.

I like you as a poster but this is utter fucking crap. Mapou running away from the ball and Colo prancing around frightened to go near Lukaku is the fault of who? Why does it take a 'physical brute' - which I've never suggested Taylor is - to improve on that. Couple of fucking cowards at CB. Mapou will improve in time when he ages and mans up a bit. For Colo there's literally no defence for that bollocks.

It's been close to a decade since Taylor defended as bad as Colo and MYM did tonight. There's no excuse for that fucking shit tonight. And Aguero? He's a strong lad and a brilliant footballer with a low centre of gravity, why bring him into it?

It's not random, it's based on 10 years of him simulataneously licking the arses of both the fans and whoever influences his position in the squad instead of showing integrity and willingness to further his place and perception through improvement.

Colo's about as much a captain as his mate Jonas.

The only CB that has to start is Taylor. He's the only one that can compete physically, for a start. Brainless fucking idiot and a detestable cunt for the most part but I'd rather see him in the middle of defence than anyone else.

They barely played together did they? It was mainly Taylor and Williamson when we were really struggling last season whilst Coloccini was injured? Coloccini and Williamson can compliment eachother like a fine wine compliments an exquisite cheese What a load of crap, man.

Ah, the Williamson and Colo partnership that saw us on 21 points in mid-January last season. How I long to see that shit again.

Colo does the same. Puts his head down for corners. Two CBs that are scared to compete physically.

It's not the players it's the bastard that picks them and we can change as many as we want, it will make little difference when the manager gets so much wrong. Coloccini's nearly 32 years old and it's Alan Pardew's fault he acts like a scared little bitch up against the big black man? Pardew's a clueless joke but the players don't get half as much criticism as they deserve.

Colo was awful all game. Slow, weak and unassertive in the extreme.

He got time and space on the ball with Everton asleep. I'll save the superlatives for when we need him to get control of the game and he does it.

Defending. Fuck this CBs 'playing football' crap. We've finished in the top 3 four times in the PL with some CBs you wouldn't want near the ball.

Same as Gouffran out wide, especially on the right. Square pegs.

Best player by a distance tonight.

We're in 16th after 6 games. If we get nothing or very little from the next 4 or 5 he'll get the boot.

He's a good full-back when there's nobody running at him. Sometimes full-backs have to deal with that, though.

Colo was absolute crap all game. At least Mapou is still young and will get better as he develops and learns the English game.

Same as the second half at home to Man City last season in a lot of ways. They switched off and we showed that we can play well when on the ball and in space. Off the ball we're utter crap and will get consistently get punished for it. Stand by what I said 6 weeks ago: If we finish the season with this squad and this manager we'll go down.

Anyone still going to games with this idiot in charge deserves what they get.

Quality. Pardew lives on.

Who said Cabaye and Remy were useless?

And French. Who'd have thought it?