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So retain the anger, use it in the next tackle you go for and end some cunt's career. Much more respectful of the game.

He was.

It was even worse, to be honest. I like Haidara and think he'll become a really good player but that's the worst defensive performance I've seen from one of our lot. Clueless and gutless.

Cisse's a poacher who thrives primarily on mostly low crosses in open play. He doesn't run the line at all.

The difference between rating someone and choosing them for your style of football. Neither Gouffran nor Cisse are the type of striker we need to get the best out of the rest of the side, in fairness.

I think both of those two in free roles would be asking for trouble in most games. But I do agree with Kanj, he's much more suited to the attacking midfield role than Cabaye, who doesn't have the mobility or dribling ability for it.

The discussion was about him going on loan, mate.

Should've been pretty obvious I was talking about a loan, like. Anyway, fair play.

He'd probably get a game at RB now. Utterly useless defender but at least the set piece delivery would be sorted.

Hang on, I said he should be on loan in League One. Doing well at home against Leeds United and away to one of the worst teams in League 2 (I didn't see that game so I'll take your word on it) has done nowt to change my opinion. It'd be far more laughable if it had, tbh. He should be on loan, getting games every week. He's basically the same player now he was when he came on at Chelsea in 2011. Pretty fucking unforgivable for the club to fill gaps in the squad created through lack of investment with players who should be playing against men twice a week and learning the game.

Not sure why that's funny. His brother was scoring in the Champions League at a younger age. We don't nuture players. If they aren't much good at 21, they aren't going to be much good at 26.

Really needs to go on loan for a season to develop his footballing brain because that, along with his lack of strength, is the main thing holding him back. He should really be better than this at 21.

Shearer was further out with less of an angle and up against Marcel Desailly.

I highly doubt it dude. He certainly isn't a 4-4-2 man and never in a million years was he the right partner for Ba, which even the Senegalese coach knew.

He is a strong lad for his size, like. Knows how to use his body too. Far better than Cisse out of the box, that's not even really up for debate.

I'm worried that he's serious.

I owe that bent ref a pint. Madrid was last game on a £214 acc.

What's funny about this, by the way? Didn't you see Cisse's brilliant finish tonight? Mackem.

Can't help but think he'll never be able to do it effectively against decent opposition though. Handily there are only 7 or 8 decent oppositions in the country. Including Hull City who nullified Ben Arfa?

Great timing there, btw.

Why the hell isn't this on TV, man? Ridiculous.

Lee Ryder did it in the summer, or shortly before.