Ronaldo

He looked sick as fuck at the end of last season, and who can blame him? The tactics aside, this is what happens when you have a poacher in a team of players who create fuck all.

He was up against Scottish drunks who aren't good at football. Fair point. Wouldn't want you to praise anyone Ronaldo. He did look to be running fairly fast TBF. I'm a big fan of Vuckic.

He was up against Scottish drunks who aren't good at football.

Always seems to do the business in pre-season like.

Can totally understand the above. He symbolises the lack of ambition associated with the club in the last decade.

I'd prefer Bent, but nobody is nuts for having either opinion. Like Ahmed says, in theory, Best would be a better fit taking into account our dreadful play in the final third.

So he's better than having nobody in goal? I agree on that one, like.

Most teams in the Premier League?

He's got to be better than Elliot, man.

In 1998?

Nor do I, but at least there's ambition in playing for certain PL and LL clubs.

After we were beaten by Reading what was your stance on relegation? 'We need players or we're down'?

You make it sound noble, Baba. Playing in a second-rate league because teams offered the most money.

Are you still interested in Fellaini?

You did, Kanji. You beautiful genius.

Has it been conveniently forgotten that we were looking like certs to go down before we bought heavily in January?

The irony here.

I hope his legal team shaft him for every penny and he ends up scrubbing toilets where he belongs.

I love the Ancelotti system but it relies a little too much on the unreliable in our case. With another couple of players brought in I'd love to see it at SJP though.

He was good for us. Wouldn't want him starting in an ideal world but he's the 3rd best ST we've had in our books post-Carroll after Ba and Cisse. Would've been a great option to have last season.

Aye. We were utter shite when he was starting games, like.

Unless we want to win.

He'd work better than anyone else we have there.

Marveaux should never be given that responsibility. He's a must against teams we need to open up and is obviously a better player than some who consistently start.

Hatem's injury prone, and Marveaux, as much as I think his left foot is the best weapon at the club, is Mr Glass.