Ronaldo

No, I quite agree with that.

We know you have it in for Bent and I have no issue with your daft hatred. A decent footballer in my book is someone who can do a variety of things with the ball at his feet. That wasn't Michael Owen. Certainly not the one we bought.

He couldn't shoot, cross or pass then either, to be fair. The other attributes followed suit over time.

Agbonlahor bulked up on his upper body and lost pace. Steven Taylor had to lose similar to perform better. You can see Jonas is top-heavy. He's got too much muscle impacting on his speed. Top heavy? He's wide shouldered but still very skinny with ripped arms. Taylor is top heavy admittedly but he had to lose weight because he lacks flexibility and tends to get injurred when his weight is up there. He was never that quick anyway but he's 30 now. Of course he's gonna be slower.

Keegan never went near a player like Cabaye with good reason.

It should've had the opposite effect. He's just got slower with age.

Another game? Ew.

Owen was a quality footballer? Not by my definition, like. Decent basics, but a poacher who is invisible outside of 10 yards isn't a quality footballer.

Still, I'd rather get beaten by good players than crap ones.

I really wanted to see Higuain in the PL.

Gary Hooper.

For those who've seen him more than me, is he worth that?

It was only 5 weeks ago people were sticking up for this prick on here. That's ultimately the reason we're in the shit. People forgive and forget and shift the blame to easier targets.

What if we miss out on Bent and Gomis but not Remy? We need 2 forwards.

If Gignac is rubbish what does that make our players?

At his best, absolutely. Gary Speed was a fantastic player, though. Had pretty much everything you'd want in a CM.

Incompetent manager. Just after he finished 5th. Tit. No need for that shit on here. Cut it out.

Lee was a superb exponent of shooting/passing. Sorry but Cabaye has nowhere near the same levels of ability when it comes to shooting and passing. Lee never had the vision to pick a pass like Cabaye did for Cisse against Stoke. He did it plenty, man. For Keegan and others.

Hmmm. My favourite central midfield ever at NUFC is Speed - Dyer. Both very special players who'd contribute defensively and offensively.

I think he could but not under this klutz of a manager, he would look a lot better under Sir Bobby IMO. Speed was obviously the better player though. Not sure I'd agree that Speed was better. Speed was far, far more suited to the PL. He'd attack the ball, look to support the attack whenever he could, had a gorgeous range of passing and could tackle.

have you been to Edinburgh zoo ?

I didn't know Yanga-Mbiwa was that small.

Didn't work last time. He simply lowered to price of the club to £80m, which nobody was prepared to touch.

If Jonas starts in any formation, that'll tell you Pardew has learnt absolutely nothing. If he can't see what 99% of fans can. Lost cause.