Ronaldo

Like Campbell would get a look in at QPR anyway.

Remy and Bent and we're good to go.

Indeed.

Kinnear does all his deals using the telephone next to his front door.

What a load of piss.

I'm now of the opinion we're not signing anyone this summer. Kinnear doesn't want to strengthen the team and potentially Pardew's position when his only concern is getting back in the dugout. And I don't imagine the owner is too upset that his mate Joe is telling him to put his wallet away. Obviously Bent he's on about there.

Or because we need goals badly and he's scored them at every PL club he's been at.

The best one.

Another game? Ew.

Fingers crossed. Aye, how that'll benefit us. Wake up. He's either a big step down from Cisse or a terrible partner for him .Wouldn't want him if I was a Fulham fan. Given that the alternative is probably nothing, you're being naive, sir.

Don't even know how anyone can joke. Real fans would hound him out of the club.

I think that's mental, mate, no offence. Where the fuck do the goals come from to get 10th and above?

Cardiff in the running for Burkina Faso? Odd.

Clubs were asking for silly money.

Agents fees, mush.

There's usually no chance of them coming in after, never mind before.

And leave us with Shola and Gouffran? No thanks.

We have a few muslims at the club who have no problem wearing it.

Urgh. Just remembered when Blackpool dicked us 2-0 at SJP when Hughton was scared to play Ben Arfa.

Giggs you know. But in his first season with 5 assists was that top? Of course not. Then Ronaldo is wrong. Again. I'll expect the apology via PM.

Christ, I really want us to get Bent.

To be fair to Pardew he's got one other striker in the squad. I think I'd rather have nobody than Shola but I can understand the manager having a different view.

1 more year.

It does seem excessive for such a small fellow, like.

Surely he means 0-1, too?